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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL
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Dalinar rlly walked into Elhokar's room, beat his ass, terrorised the shit outta him, explained exactly how much authority Elhokar would give him, told Elhokar he loved him like a son, and ended it with 'oh btw I fucked your mom'. Truly an icon
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As a reminder: libraries, museums, zoos, etc are NOT brand accounts! As an example, the Monterey Bay Aquarium Tumblr is very cool & they support ocean conservation and education! I believe the National Archives and Smithsonian Libraries are also around here somewhere. Support public institutions!
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my cat lily
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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
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I'm at a point in my life
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1st of Dec is World AIDS Day so I just want you guys to know
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Don't get me wrong, I love Wednesday, but she's literally EbonyDarkness Dementia Raven Way, she's goth, she has long ebony black hair and she's pretty much a mary sue, she's an asshole to those to boys and they're still obsessed with her
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Don't get me wrong, I love Wednesday, but she's literally EbonyDarkness Dementia Raven Way, she's goth, she has long ebony black hair and she's pretty much a mary sue, she's an asshole to those to boys and they're still obsessed with her
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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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i am both the court jester and the king he entertains
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[getting validation from mutuals about my spotify wrapped songs]: ah yes, i am winning in being a good mutual with good music taste, something both normal and possible to achieve
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EMBARRASSİNG
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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