what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
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the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either
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i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly
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this is so fucking funny
imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like
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{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
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Yes. Have YOU considered that sometimes working on hard things is both necessary and worthwhile?
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IM EVIL IM UNLOVEABLE IM WRETCHED IM TURNING INTO SOMETHING UNRECOGNIZABLE IM A MONSTER <- sat alone in room for too long
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ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude
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🐸 boss Follow
buy her lingerie then fuck her in it
🐸 angryboss Follow
buy her lingerie then burn it because i’m so angry >:/
🐸 sadboss Follow
stab me in the peenis because i’m so sad :(
🕺whiteboysquirkingonthebeat Follow
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My brother’s take on tonight’s events
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Underrated Cardan moment:
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John Mulaney... You know what to do...
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