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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“Hey, I am Jesus. I need a wee.”
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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“I say everything too aggressively for the context of the sentence.”
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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“She’s 72 and in size 10 pants. Bitch.”
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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“You crusty, dusty dinosaur - leave me alone.”
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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“People take the mick out of me just for existing.”
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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“I might be wrong. I’m usually very wrong - but maybe today’s the day.”
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irl-writingprompts · 5 years
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“You’re gay, you’re so gay - don’t even try to tell me you’re not gay.”
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