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instantcloudmuffin · 1 year
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Alex: I am socially awkward, and have no idea how to romance.
Lando: Fear not! For it is-
Carlos, walking past: The least qualified person to help.
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instantcloudmuffin · 1 year
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Charles, genuinely asking : Was the moon landing fake?
Carlos: *smirking* You believe in the moon?
Lando: The moon is made of cheese!
Seb: I will catapult the three of you into the sun
Charles:
Carlos:
Lando:
Carlos: Is the sun real though
Seb: COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Charles: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Lando: It sure is.
Mick: Should we tell them it’s just a tortilla you threw on the window?
Lance: Shhh
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Seb: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Max: Fake?
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Lando: Why doesn’t Carlos find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Alex: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Lando: *Bites his lip*
Alex: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Seb: Why does Charles have a black eye?
Mick: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ so Max threw your dictionary at him
Max: It was purely just to test a theory
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Seb: You’re smiling. Did something happen?
Max: Can’t I smile because I want to?
Daniel: Charles tripped and fell from the stairs
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Yuki: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Pierre: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug
Yuki: Wh-What? nO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Charles, recording: This is so cute
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Lando: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think
Max: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Charles: Are you mad?
Max: No
Charles: ...so sharpening knives at three in the morning is just a hobby?
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Daniel: Max is not a morning person. Or a night person. In fact, there are only about 7 minutes a day when he is fun to be around
Max: The best part is you never know when they're coming
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Seb: Can you recommend me a book that will make me cry?
Lando: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Daniel: *Screams*
Max: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Carlos: Should we do something?
Lando: No, I want to see who wins.
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Charles: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Max: Not if they give consent to it
Daniel: Depends who you're stabbing
Seb: YES?!?
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Daniel: So Max and I were crossing street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Seb: *sighing* What did Max do?
Daniel: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-
Max: Who wants a steering wheel?
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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Carlos: You often use humour to deflect trauma
Lando: Thank you
Carlos: I didn't say that's a good thing
Lando: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny
Carlos: Lando-
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instantcloudmuffin · 2 years
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