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insomniamademedothis · 7 minutes
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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
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insomniamademedothis · 13 minutes
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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insomniamademedothis · 13 hours
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when will someone put their canine teeth in the side of my neck
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insomniamademedothis · 13 hours
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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week
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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
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insomniamademedothis · 13 hours
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When politicians say they want to take Britain back the 1950s and they actually deliver.
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insomniamademedothis · 14 hours
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Our single branch of this international organisation made £94000 yesterday and as of Monday I’ll be making below the minimum legal pay
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insomniamademedothis · 16 hours
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The amount of Ws this woman has racked up in such a short amount of time are astounding
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insomniamademedothis · 17 hours
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the beatles are an infuriating band to me as a relentless contrarian. liking them is cliche, hating them is cliche, being indifferent towards them is cliche. it's impossible to have an novel or interesting take on the beatles in current year. like how am i supposed to win here?
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insomniamademedothis · 17 hours
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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
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insomniamademedothis · 17 hours
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sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.
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To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going
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man what is your fucking problem i just watched midnight mass for the first time and ive been crying hard enough to crack a rib for the past thirty minutes jesus fucking christ genuinely what the fuck
anyway keep up the good work 👍
If Netflix had released a blu-ray set for Midnight Mass, this is the blurb I'd want on the cover
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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister
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