the circus was in town that day 🤡

The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

Baldur’s Gate 3: But Make it Cats (and 1 dog) 🐱🐶

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

how are they still alive

"without me" by eminem came on the radio and they fucking censored "I'm on the rag I'm ovulating" political correctness has gone too fucking far..

Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible

Watterson pulled no punches

I wonder why

when did this happen???

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

Brutus. Female Allosaurus fragilis

Malcolm in The Middle was such a good show