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incorrectquoteblog · 4 months
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Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart
Wally: it shows
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incorrectquoteblog · 8 months
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Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?
Jade: No, he thinks we both suck
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incorrectquoteblog · 8 months
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Wally: Idiot
Dick: Ur mom
Wally: No yours
Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.
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incorrectquoteblog · 8 months
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M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me
Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse
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incorrectquoteblog · 11 months
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Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?
Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.
Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.
Will: My baby is not a bitch!
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incorrectquoteblog · 1 year
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Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball
Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon
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incorrectquoteblog · 1 year
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Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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Nightwing: I have a phobia of my own ass
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert
Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.
Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.
Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey
Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵
Wally:...
Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵
Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*
Conner: *Dancing*
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car
Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Zatanna: That's a cross
M'gann: Across from where?
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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Batman *opening the batmobile*: Ugh.
Batman: This just screams I wasn't loved enough as a child
Robin: This is your car
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer
Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich
Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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incorrectquoteblog · 2 years
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Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic
Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s
Zatanna: SAME THING!
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