Larry:

Laura: 😔🤚

Danny the School Bus!

It is called "Gay School Bus" as the company was called Gay Toys, Inc. (As in the surname.)

Laura @ Rita

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

Flex Mentallo:

pure of heart... dumb of ass.... bi of sexual....

season 1 Larry:

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

Shelley: Look, I like you. I just want to know the real you.

Jane: Why? I thought we had a good thing going.

Rita:

i have 2 phDs in psychoanalyzing my mother

Cliff:

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

Rita: hi

Laura: send dudes

Rita: you mean nudes? ;)

Laura: i’m in a fight. i need more men

Cliff: I know I’m a broken record on this, but Mercury is in retrograde.

Laura: Enough with the astrology!

Cliff: Spoken like a two-faced fucking Gemini.

Rita 🤝 Larry

lesbians when they see the weirdest little guy

The Cloverton Bugle: BREAKING: Doom Patrol reportedly spotted in gay bar?

The entire population of Cloverton: okay? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now

Larry: When Jane used to tell me “Larry you’re such a mood” that would make me so mad ‘cause I know what that meant. It meant “Look at that little ugly rat man. Mood! That’s how I feel on my ugly days.” I don’t want to be your ugly day mood board m’am! 😡 Please tell me I’m your Pinterest queen instead 🥺😗

Larry:

“Shannon”:

Rita: Excuse me? Excuse me? Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. 🥵

Dorothy: Can you tell me about your pancakes?

Larry: Started making them. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit! 😙👌🏻