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Luisa: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Félix: Camilo has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop. 
Félix: I asked him where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. 
Félix: So he leaned in and whispered, "deez nuts."
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Dolores: I think I'm going to become an unreliable narrator. If you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don't worry about it.
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Luisa: Mirabel, I know what you're thinking, but you can't blame yourself.
Mirabel: Do not limit me. I will blame myself and I intend to do so better than anyone has ever blamed themselves before.
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In the group chat:
Luisa: guys I just saw a massive ass rat in my room send help
Camilo: mm breakfast 🤤
Luisa: ...
Camilo: I don't know why I said that.
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Mirabel: Okay, two person huddle.
Dolores: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Pepa: I have things to do and parental issues to repress.
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Dolores: Bitches be like, "I'm baby!" but have childhood trauma and neglect issues. Like what the fuck do you know about being baby, you were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I'm bitches.
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Isabela: Ugh, I would MURDER someone to get that designer bag.
Luisa: Don't you think that's a disproportionate reaction?
Camilo: Life is temporary, drip is forever.
Isabela: SEE, HE GETS IT.
Luisa: Both of you are a menace.
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Félix: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.
Agustín: That's most of the things I've tried.
Félix: That's my guy. Come here.
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Luisa: Sometimes I think things are so normal but then I remember this is my life now and have to go drink tea so I don't scream.
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Dolores: At 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream.
Dolores: I didn't mean to make this so ominous. I meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison, usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.
Mirabel: That didn't really make it less ominous.
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Agustín: This white wine is delicious.
Félix: You're drinking milk.
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Isabela: I don't have an ego problem. It's more of a solution, really.
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Mirabel: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Dolores: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
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Pepa: Hey, Juli! I need help!
Julieta: I've been telling you that for years.
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Dolores: I don't get paid to make sense! So I won't.
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