Kuroo, after moving in with Kenma: I can't believe the love of my life is somewhere in this house we now share. Amazing feeling. Love Kenma. And he's here, in OUR house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Kenma: I feel like I'm missing something... Kuroo: [appears] Kenma, slipping next to Kuroo: There he is.

Kuroo: In theory? I’m a bad bitch. But when people actually meet me they realize I’m a loser. Kenma: You’re a loser who’s a bad bitch. A lame bitch. Kuroo: I did not ask for your input. Kenma: You’re in my room, on my bed and have stolen my blankets, you’re getting my input.

Kenma, to Kuroo: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Kuroo: Come on, I want to show you something. Kuroo: [turns and walks away] Kenma, admiring the view: Nice. Kuroo: That's not it.

Kuroo: Do you remember that hoodie you borrowed the other day? Kenma: The black one? Kuroo: Yeah, that one. Kenma: I do remember it. Kuroo: Okay, I want it back. Kenma: Kuroo: Give me my hoodie back. Kenma: Why do you need it? Kuroo: What?? Kenma: Why do you need your hoodie back??

Kuroo: Why are we laying on the floor? Kenma: You tripped down the stairs and blacked out. I laid down next to you since you were too heavy to carry, and it was easier for people to just assume we were just hanging out.

Kuroo: Thanks, cutiepie. Kenma: Ugh. Kuroo: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than cutiepie. You're my angel.... dust. Kuroo: Sorry, that's a drug.

Kenma: Kuro is the dad friend. Kuroo: I am not! Kenma: You made me write my name on the tag in my jacket. Kuroo: I didn't want you to lose it- oh, now I hear it.

Kuroo, texting Kenma: Are you showering? Kenma: No Kuroo: Without me? :/ Kenma: I’m not showering

Kenma: What if I break your trust someday? Kuroo: Trusting you is my decision. Proving me wrong is your choice. Kenma: That was really deep. Yaku: He got that from a Spongebob tiktok. Kenma: Nevermind.

[kuroken in bed, after kenma had a bad day] Kuroo: Are you feeling any better now? Kenma: Yeah. Kuroo, about to get out of bed: Okay, good, because I've got a lot of— Kenma, dragging Kuroo back under the covers: No! Kuroo: I've got work to do! Kenma: No. Kenma: No work. Only cuddles.

[kuroken mornings] Kuroo: Morning, here's your coffee. Kenma, groggy, still in bed: Thank you. Kuroo: I bring you coffee every morning. There's no need to thank me every single time. Kenma: But I'm grateful every single time.

Kenma: Yesterday I overheard Bokuto saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Kuro replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Kuroo: On a scale of one to ten, how annoyed are you? Kenma: An eight. Kuroo: Oh, I can do better than that.

Kenma: You know what would be sexy? Kenma: Eating food off of each other. Kuroo: You didn't do the dishes. Kenma: I did not.

Kenma: What if I turned into a villain? Kuroo: Aww, you'd have the cutest mugshot.