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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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kakashi: sometimes, i don’t realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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kakashi: when i get murdered, can you make sure i become an unsolved case?
yamato: wHat?
kakashi: i want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
yamato: can we go back to the part when you said "when get murdered", kakashi-senpai?
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: i’ve met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, kakashi, are a fucking cactus.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: kakashi, you know how much i love you…
kakashi: whaddya want?
obito: a partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: as a responsible adult-
kakashi: *chuckles*
obito: …as a responsible adult—
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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Are you fine if these text posts are used as an inspiration for a fic? Asking just in case! 💕
suuure, i don’t see why not:) just drop the name somewhere, i’d gladly read it!!
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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kakashi: smart is attractive. educate me on something i don't know!
obito: the mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
kakashi: stop.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: that sounds super! doesn’t that sound super, bakashi?
kakashi: no.
obito: i think i speak for bakashi when i say it sounds really super.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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minato: what are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
rin: breakfast in bed!
obito: letters from rin!
kakashi: my favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
kakashi: the screams of my enemies are a close second though.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito, trying to flirt with kakashi: i think both of our families suck.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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kakashi: i’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response.
obito: wow. he sounds stupid.
kakashi: but he’s not. he’s really smart actually. just dense.
obito: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, i don’t know… “hey! i love you!”
kakashi: i guess you’re right. hey obito, i love you.
obito: see! just say that!
kakashi: holy fucking shit.
obito: if that flies over his head then, sorry kakashi, but he’s too dumb for you.
kakashi: obito.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: we have a problem.
kakashi: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making them.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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sasuke: i'm gonna nickname my child "lil bitch".
kakashi: i see you're passing on your name.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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sasuke: you use emoji’s like a straight person.
kakashi: that’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: how long do you think it'll take?
kakashi: i don’t know, three or four.
obito: three or four what? days? weeks? months?
kakashi: yeah, maybe five.
obito: five what?!
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito, after getting a library card: now i know what true power feels like.
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incorrectkakashi · 6 months
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obito: so, what, now i'm just supposed to do anything kakashi does? i mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
minato: if kakashi were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. if you see kakashi jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
obito: you jump off a cliff!
minato: gladly, provided kakashi did first.
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