Narvin: We need to distract them. Leela, find something you can throw at them so that we can escape. Leela: Got it. [ She picks up a tank. ] Narvin: No! Something small. Leela: I understand. [ She picks up Romana. ] Romana: Really?

Eris: Do you ever get water hungry? Narvin: Thirsty? Eris: Water hungry.

Knyla: *sees Eris wearing fancy clothes* Knyla: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person? Eris: … Eris: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

Brax: I love this time of year. People get drunk and tell me things they never would have said and then I use that information to subtly undermine and control them. Leela: Ah, yes. The true meaning of the holidays.

Romana: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?

Wynter: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I started working here? Wynter: That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st. Romana: Why? Wynter: Because I didn't think March 31st existed.

Romana: What are you looking at? Brax, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn

Leela: Okay, Brax, you sign whatever Romana puts in front of you because you are the luckiest person in the world. If you let her go, there is no way you’d ever find another girl like her. Speaking on behalf of all woman, it will not happen, we had a meeting.

Romana: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Leela: All I drank was Redbull! Romana: How many? Leela: Eighteen.

Leela after fighting with Andred: I did not pack your lunch with love today, just so you know.

Leela: "You're so resilient" thanks my options were that or dead.

Ace: Hey guys, I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter A Brax: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Vell, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed vithout the first letter of the English lexicon Ace: Fuck you

Narvin: We'll bring back dinner. Lenaris: What are we gonna have? Leela: Well, that depends on what the teachers say, if you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh, let's see... poison. Helico: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? Lenaris: Poison pizza. Narvin: Oh no, I'm not making two stops!

Ace: just saw Narvin crying in his office for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work??? Narvin: It’s called time management.

Leela: Narvin, I had you pegged wrong! Leela: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Leela: And you are. Leela: But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. Leela: And inside that weasel might be a tiny time lord.

Sholan: Can I go to the pool? Leela: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free. Sholan: No, can I go by myself? Leela: You don’t want to go with me? Sholan: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Leela: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

Leela: i’m in kind of a weird place right now Romana: that’s rough. want to talk about it? Leela, standing in the middle of field she has no idea how she got to: no but if you could come pick me up that would be great

Romana: What are you doing? Leela: I'm throwing a suprise party for Torvald. Romana: But don't you hate Torvald? Leela, filling the balloons with bees: Yes.