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Overheard in Fort Joy
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Sebille: I'm gonna go wash down this petty theft with some hot cocoa. Just because we're criminals doesn't mean we can't be comfy
Beast: I'll take one
Sebille: Do you want marshmallows?
Beast: Yes, please
Sebille: I'll be back!
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Malady: (Whispering indistinctly into Lohse's ear)
Ifan: Uh oh. What did she say to you? That if you don't find the other Godwoken she'll kick us off the ship?
Lohse: Worse. She mumbled and I didn't hear it
#divinity original sin 2#malady#ifan ben mezd#lohse#source: abbott elementary#that scene was too relatable#incorrect quotes
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Ifan: You know, Fane, it's very easy to criticize
Fane: Fun too!
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Malady to the Godwoken: Remember. I love one of you more than the others
Malady: Keeps them on their toes.
#divinity original sin 2#malady#who do you think is malady's favourite#my money is on your own created character#source: single parents#incorrect quotes
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Ifan about Roost: I trust him
Sebille: Yeah, you trusted emails from a Nigerian prince
Ifan: Tunde was not a prince, he was king and he was unjustly deposed
#divinity original sin 2#ifan ben mezd#sebille#source: umbrella academy#incorrect quotes#ifan would absolutely fall for scam emails#fane wouldn't because he's above helping deposed kings but he would still believe the scams
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Malady: You can trust me
Godwoken:
Malady: Because I don't care enough about you to lie
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Ifan: when I saw you I was taken a bath
Godwoken: You what???
Ifan: I was taken a bath. When I first saw you. Like I was stunned by your beauty
Godwoken: Do you mean taken aback?
Ifan: Yea
#divinity original sin 2#ifan ben mezd#godwoken#source: tumblr#more specifically a text message posted on here#incorrect quotes
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The Red Prince: Trust me, Malady. Am I ever wrong?
Malady: Yes, repeatedly. Far more often than your relentless self-propaganda would have us believe
#divinity original sin 2#the red prince#malady#source: cabin pressure#incorrect quotes#i didn't know if this would be for the red prince or fane but i think it fits the red prince more
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The Red Prince: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
#divinity original sin 2#the red prince#source: seinfeld#incorrect quotes#or if it didn't itch his scales
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Fane: I am going to tell you something about my personal life
Ifan: Really?
Fane: Okay, my personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadness's of my existence.
Ifan: Sorry about that
Fane: And the fact that you're going to know about mine is exponentially worse, but I don't see how we get around it
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Han: Hey Lohse, what would you say the meaning of life is?
Lohse: Hmm. That's a tricky one. I'd say it's either;
Adramahlihk: CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES
Lohse: Or having a family
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Fane: Anything. Everything. Something. Nothing. Who the hell cares?
#divinity original sin 2#fane#he really goes through it during his quest#source: seinfeld#incorrect quotes
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Godwoken: I think that Lohse is getting ready to dump me
Godwoken: And... why are you nodding?
Ifan: No, I... processing information. The nod of my head is like I’m buffering
Godwoken: Oh, well, once you’re done buffering, what is it that you’re thinking?
Ifan: I don’t know. Maybe the thrill is gone
Godwoken: What do you mean?
Ifan: Like the thrill of the whole power thing wore off. And now she just doesn’t like what’s un —
Godwoken: Doesn’t like what?
Ifan: She just doesn’t — doesn’t really —
Godwoken: Okay, I think you’d better get out of my sight
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Lohse: It's coming!
Sebille: What is it?! Is it a monster??
Undead Godwoken:
Sebille: Lohse!
Sebille: This is a skeleton! This is bones!
#divinity original sin 2#lohse#sebille#source: scary movie 2#incorrect quotes#this is what it feels like playing the game#2 people are terrified but everyone else is just no bothered or is really horny for the undead
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Lohse: Adramahlihk will kill me before letting me be successful
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Sebille: It's just....very hard for me to trust people
Sebille: Honestly, it's pretty hard for me to even like people
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Sebille: You guys think I have anger issues?
Fane: I wouldn't exactly call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix
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