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Eddie: Your polls are slipping, Cap. Better get with it.
Bobby: Being captain isn't an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls.
Ravi: Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?
Bobby: Exactly.
Buck: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change.
Bobby: I don't like the direction this conversation is going.
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Buck: How can I impress Tommy?
Eddie: He likes cars.
(Later)
Tommy: Hey Evan, how are you?
Buck: So, I hear you're a fan of Pixar's finest movie.
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Buck: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Eddie: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Buck, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Buck, setting the table: I can't remember if it's fork on the left or spoon on the left!
Buck: If I don't figure this out now, what will do if I get crowned princess of a small European country?
Eddie: If you behead a few people right off the bat, they won't care how you place your flatware.
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*Bobby trying to get Buck and Eddie to come over so he can talk to them*
Bobby, loudly: Well how widespread is that news?
*No response*
Bobby, louder: Talk about salacious!
*Again, no response*
Athena, slightly above speaking volume: He cut off his what?
*Buck and Eddie rush over*
Buck: Wait, what?
Eddie: How did it happen?
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Buck: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Eddie: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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Eddie: Taylor, would you step outside for a moment?
Taylor: Why?
Eddie: Because you irritate me.
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Buck: Bobby, there's something I need to tell you. Eddie and I are dating.
Bobby: I've known for the last few years. You two are inseparable.
Buck: Years? We've only been together a few weeks!
Bobby: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!
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*after getting injured*
Buck, drugged up: Eddie, thank god you're here!
Tommy: I'm here too.
Buck: ...Who's this?
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Injured Victim: How am I supposed to believe you're taking this seriously? *gestures to Chimney* I mean, he's chewing gum.
Chimney: Chewing gum helps me think!
Buck, muttering: You're wasting your gum.
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*responding to call in a morgue*
Buck: I need someone to take my picture in the body drawer and text it to Maddie so that she'll feel guilty about taking the last Toaster Strudel this morning.
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Buck, coming down the loft stairs: Okay, Tommy I've just spent the last 10 minutes cologning and powdering myself. Now let's peel em and feel em.
Tommy, gesturing behind Buck: We can't because Eddie is here.
Eddie, smiling: Yeah, I'm here. And you can't.
Buck: C'mon, Eddie. You should understand how important sex is to a man.
Eddie: Why should you do it if I can't?
Buck: Because I have a boyfriend.
Eddie: Why should you have a boyfriend if I can't?
Chimney, suddenly walking in the door with Jee-Yun: Hey guys, Maddie needs a break. So, Jee and I are gonna stay here for the day, okay?
Buck, whining: No! Tommy and I have a do it day planned.
Eddie, stage whispering to Chim: Yeah, man, I think I got a piece of this.
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Chim: Oh, by the way. Rumor has it that you're gay.
Eddie: The rumor's right.
Eddie: But unless I'm fucking you, it's none of your business
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Buck: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Buck: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Buck: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eddie: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Buck: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHRISTOPHER WITH ME!
Tommy, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Buck: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.
Eddie: It's a prison cell.
Buck: I was being sarcastic.
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Bobby: Are you out of your mind?!
Eddie: As a former psychiatric patient
Eddie: I take offense to that terminology
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