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incorrect118buddie · 2 months
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Eddie: *dangles hand off bed*
Buck, under the bed: *grabs hand*
Eddie: This is nice :)
Eddie: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-
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incorrect118buddie · 2 months
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Buck: Hey, what flavor of Teddy Grahams do you want me to get?
Eddie: Honey.
Buck: Yeah, what's up?
Eddie: ...
Buck: Oh! Just realized you were saying the flavor you wanted. Not adressing me endearingly.
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incorrect118buddie · 2 months
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Buck: Have you ever ate a date?
Eddie: Like ate their ass?
Buck: ...It's a fruit.
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incorrect118buddie · 2 months
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Eddie: You wanna go upstairs?
Buck: Sure...
Eddie: You have protection?
Buck: W-why? What's up there?
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incorrect118buddie · 2 months
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Eddie: What's the word for when hands are bisexual?
Buck: Do you mean ambidextrous?
Eddie: I love you.
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incorrect118buddie · 2 months
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Buck: One time I found a google doc on Eddie's computer with the title "list of dads that make other dads eat bugs.
Buck: out of curiousity, I opened the google doc.
Buck: it was completely blank except for the words "my dad".
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incorrect118buddie · 3 months
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Eddie: What if one day you just suddenly turned into an almond and you couldn't scream or do anything about it because you were just a fucking almond?
Buck: Are you okay?
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incorrect118buddie · 4 months
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Buck: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Eddie: Go the fuck to sleep
Buck: What gif I don't want to?
Eddie: Fuck You!
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incorrect118buddie · 4 months
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Buck: You're right.
Eddie: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?
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incorrect118buddie · 4 months
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Buck: Go to Hell
Eddie, tearing up: I wish I could
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incorrect118buddie · 4 months
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Buck: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Eddie: I'm a knife.
Hen, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.
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incorrect118buddie · 5 months
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Chim: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Hen: *looks over at Eddie and Buck*
Hen: Is it “sexual tension”?
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incorrect118buddie · 5 months
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Buck: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Eddie : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Buck: Stop.
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incorrect118buddie · 5 months
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Buck: My hands are cold.
Eddie : Here, let me hold them.
Buck: My lips are cold too.
Eddie : *covers Buck's mouth with his hand*
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incorrect118buddie · 5 months
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Buck: Wow, they really hate us.
Eddie : Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Buck: But we’re not gay, Eddie .
Eddie :
Buck:
Eddie : We’re not?
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incorrect118buddie · 5 months
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Buck: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Eddie : Dude- Its satire!
Buck: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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incorrect118buddie · 5 months
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Eddie : Stop doing that.
Buck: Stop doing what?
Eddie : Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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