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Lady D: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Ethan: I have a knife.
Heisenberg: *from across the room* He's the little spoon.
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Ethan: My hands are cold.
Heisenberg: Here, let me hold them.
Ethan: My lips are cold too.
Heisenberg: *covers Ethan's mouth with his hand*
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Miranda: *talking about Ethan* Get that hidious thing out of my sight!
Lady D: Heisenberg, mother wants you to get out of here.
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Donna: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Angie: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Lady D: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Cassandra: For the lycans.
Lady: Why are you making pancakes for the lycans?
Cassandra: They don't know how.
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Lady D: You know, you are the sun in my life.
Heisenberg: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Lady D: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
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Rose: Don't go to the kitchen, mom.
Mia: Why?
Rose: I saw a spider.
Mia: Well, did you kill it?
Rose: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Miranda: I told Heisenberg that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lady D: Do they?
Miranda: No.
Lady D: Then why did you tell him that?
Miranda: Because I can do this.
Miranda: Hey Karl! Do you love us?
child Heisenberg: *with his hands over his ears* No.
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Ethan: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Heisenberg meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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*in an alternate universe*
Heisenberg: You need to be more careful!
Ethan: *who agreed to Heisenbergs plan* Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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Heisenberg: *writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Young Heisenberg: *to Lady D* Did you just call me a shrimp? I'm still growing dammit!
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Angie: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Angie: *walking down the street a few days later* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Angie: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Heisenberg: I think we should kiss.
Ethan: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Ethan: You’re an idiot.
Heisenberg: That’s the charm.
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Heisenberg: I’m this close to falling in love with Ethan.
Lady D: Your fingertips are touching.
Heisenberg: Exactly.
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