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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 9 months

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Yennefer: Pick a card, any card.

Jaskier: Fine.

Yennefer: Wait, that's my credit card!

Jaskier: You said any card.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 9 months

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Rience: I baked you a pie!

Jaskier: Really?! What flavor?

Rience: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 9 months

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Coën: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.

Triss: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Lambert: Fuck you.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 10 months

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Yennefer: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Geralt: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Yennefer: Th-that's not how that works-

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 10 months

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Jaskier: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Geralt: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 10 months

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Lambert: I owe you one.

Eskel: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Figured I'd make my own ship bingo for my specific ship opinions. (Feel free to steal!)

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Yennefer: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Jaskier: What changed your mind?

Yennefer: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Triss: Can I ask a dumb question?

Lambert: Better than anyone I know

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Eskel: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Geralt: I'm a knife.

Jaskier, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Ciri: Good. Thanks, dad.

Jaskier: You just called Geralt “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Ciri: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Geralt: Do you see me as a father figure, Ciri?

Ciri: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Eskel: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Ciri: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week!

Coën: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends!

Geralt: Not me.

Ciri: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Jaskier or Lambert.

Geralt: It’s not me, really!

Ciri: …

Geralt: …But it might be Yennefer…

Ciri: You gave Yennefer access to our Netflix account!?!?

Geralt: She wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!

Ciri: I’m going to kill you.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Lambert: I find it very unseemly of Geralt to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Triss: Die. Let's find out.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status?

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have?

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter?

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers?

do you go to the gym?

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing?

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do?

how many friends do you have?

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

whats your favorite candle scent?

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor?

favorite actress?

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie?

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

money or brains?

do you have a nickname? what is it?

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily?

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear?

how many kids do you want?

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

who is your role model?

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car?

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college?

what is your dream job?

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

do you have freckles?

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

have you ever peed in the woods?

do you still watch cartoons?

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce?

what do you wear to bed?

have you ever won a spelling bee?

what are your hobbies?

can you draw?

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw?

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

what color looks best on you?

do you miss anyone right now?

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve?

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor?

regular oreos or golden oreos?

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

what shirt are you wearing?

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors?

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high?

have you ever been drunk?

last thing you ate?

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter?

day or night?

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

favorite month?

what is your zodiac sign

who was the last person you cried in front of?

#ask game #never done one of these on here

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Geralt: I have a bad feeling about this...

Jaskier: What do you mean?

Geralt: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Jaskier: No?

Yennefer: That actually explains so much.

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Jaskier: Don’t worry, I have a permit

Geralt: ...This just says “I can do what I want”

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incorrect-quotes-at-random · 1 year

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Jaskier: Geralt, do you love me?

Geralt: Of course I do!

Jaskier: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Geralt: Well, of course I… would…

Jaskier: I mean something really, really—

Geralt: Jaskier, what did you do?

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