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incorrect-mystery-trio · 1 year

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Fiddleford: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Ford: We got spring water

Fiddleford: NO.

Stan: with EXTRA minerals

Ford: it's like licking a stalagmite

Fiddleford: DON'T COME HOME.

Stan: Mmmmm cave water

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 1 year

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*at dinner*

Fiddleford: Stan, can you pass the salt?

Stan: *Throws Ford across the table*

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 1 year

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Fiddleford: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ford: Fiddleford no.

Stan: Mistlefoe.

Ford: Please stop encouraging him.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Ford, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Fiddleford: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Ford: Orange soda, please!

Fiddleford: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Stan: Me too, strawberry soda.

Ford: </3

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Stan: If you had to choose between Ford and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Fiddleford: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Ford: Fiddleford!

Stan: 63 cents.

Fiddleford: I'll take the money.

Ford: FIDDLEFORD!!!

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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[not an incorrect quote]

It's me, the admin, aka @floppy-disks-and-8-tracks here with a PSA !!

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting this account! It means a lot receiving all these likes, comments and reblogs. The Mystery Trio and gravity falls as a whole mean a lot to me, and I'm so happy to make content for the fandom. Here are a few ground rules, as well as various other things:

Do not tag any of my posts under incest/pedo/abusive ships

Preferably proshippers would not interact at all, but I know that's an unrealistic request so please avoid directly tagging my posts as proship

Don't be an asshole. Don't be mad if a quote has fiddlestan or fiddauthor in it, don't be mad if I make a character trans/gay/etc for the sake of a quote, and please do not expect me to put up with people who annoy me

This account was made so I could have fun and share quotes when I feel like it. I tend to post a lot at once then disappear for a few days. More specifically, I don't post a lot during the school/work week, because I'm too busy and too tired to spend time on setting up the queue or whatever. This is recreational for me, so I do it when I chose to.

If you persistently ask me to post more often, I may end up blocking you as it makes enjoying this account harder

I will sometimes do mystery quad (mystery trio + carla), timestuck au or 2010s mystery trio, however the main consistency will be that each quote will include the mystery trio interacting (with some exceptions)

Please feel free to message me on this account or my main !! I'm not great at responding but I do love making friends, plus I'm usually open to role-playing

If you have any incorrect quotes you want me to post, send them through my asks! You'll obviously receive credit if you're not anonymous :)

I don't mind spam or people going through this whole account, although it does get a little annoying receiving ~30 notifications in a row that just consist of the same person liking every single post here

Any non-incorrect quotes are tagged under not incorrect quotes, every incorrect quotes post is tagged under incorrect mystery trio quotes

So you can filter through what I post

That's all for now!! I'm very VERY tired so please ignore how messy and weird this is

Goodnight garfield

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Fiddleford: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Ford: You’re a hazard to society

Stan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Fiddleford: Ford, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Ford: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Fiddleford: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Stan.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Fiddleford: Ford, keep an eye on Stan today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Ford: Sure, I’d love to see Stan get punched.

Fiddleford: Try again.

Ford, sighing: I will stop Stan from getting punched.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Stan: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Fiddleford: The car takes a screenshot.

Ford: For the last time, get the fuck out of the car.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Fiddleford: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Ford: Just rip the bandage off.

Fiddleford: It’s Stan.

Ford: Put the bandage back on.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Stan: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Fiddleford: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Ford: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Ford: WHY. why did you give Stan a KNIFE?!

Fiddleford: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Ford: Now I feel unsafe!

Fiddleford: I’m sorry.

Fiddleford: ... would you like a knife?

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Stan: What did you do with Ford's body?

Fiddleford: What didn’t I do with the body?

Stan:

Fiddleford: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Stan: Why are you on the floor?

Fiddleford: I'm depressed.

Fiddleford: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ford, please.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Fiddleford: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Ford: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Stan: Smad.

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incorrect-mystery-trio · 2 years

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Fiddleford: I told Ford their ears flush when they lie.

Stan: Why?

Fiddleford: Look.

Fiddleford: Hey Ford! Do you love us?

Ford, covering his ears: No.

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