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Baelz: I hate when IRyS says, “Are you even listening to me?”
Baelz: It’s such a random way to start a conversation…
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Hakka: Uh… Bettel, what are you doing?
Bettel: gonna challenge Polka-senpai to a duel. gonna call it clown on clown violence.
#source: original#incorrect quotes#hololive#holostars#holostars en#hololive jp#banzoin hakka#gavis bettel#omaru polka#submission
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Bae: Sooo uh, how you feeling after drinking that Subway smoothie?
Kronii, facedown on the floor: like death is trying to contact me about my cars extended warranty
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Chloe: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Lui a little bit.
Iroha: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Chloe: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Iroha: My mistake.
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Ame: I need attention.
Kiara, hugging Ame: There, there.
Ame: …
Ame: I appreciate the love, Kiara. But I meant medical attention. I got stabbed.
Kiara, pulling back to see Ame’s blood on her shirt: Oh, sorry.
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Kronii: Have you seen a person named 'Nanashi Mumei' around here?
Fauna: Ugh, yes. She made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Baelz: It looks fine to me?
Fauna: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
#source: ???#incorrect quotes#hololive#hololive en#ouro kronii#nanashi mumei#ceres fauna#hakos baelz#submission
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Ina: Is this some kind of dream?
The Ancient Ones: This is a dream come true. You have been blessed with unfadherable power.
Ina: What kind of power?
The Ancient Ones: Unfadherable-
The Ancient Ones: It’s unf-
The Ancient Ones: Without fathom.
Ina: Whoa…
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Botan: You’re drunk.
Lamy: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Botan.
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Bae: There is a strict “no pets” rule in the office, unfortunately.
Bae: That does not include Kronii’s high horse, which makes regular appearances.
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Kronii: It's a beautiful day!
Kronii: But not as beautiful as me.
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Kiara: Man I really love booba
Calli: …You mean boba?
Kiara: That too
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Mumei: Why are you standing on a chair?
Kronii: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Mumei:
Mumei: Where’s the spider?
Kronii: It’s under the table, please get it for me. Please.
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Mumei, holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
Mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Mumei cocking the gun, tears streaming down her face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Kronii pointing at scene: Hey Fauna? What the FUCK does this mean?
Fauna: Decay exists as an extant form of life
Kronii: That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
#source: tumblr#incorrect quotes#hololive#hololive en#nanashi mumei#ouro kronii#ceres fauna#submission
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Iroha: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?
Lui: The afterlife, I suspect.
#source: tumblr#source: outofcontextdnd#incorrect quotes#hololive#hololive jp#kazama iroha#takane lui#submission
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J-Chad: Did you know I failed the COVER Corp. safety course?
A-Chan: What happened?
J-Chad: Well, one of the questions was, “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
J-Chad: Apparently, “fucking large ones” was not the right answer.
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Mumei: The candy I’m about to eat is partially unwrapped. So, if I pass out or start saying weird shit, I’ve probably been either drugged or poisoned. Wish me luck, guys
Selen: I bet ten bucks that shit is drugged
Zeta: Twenty bucks and I say it’s poisoned
Kronii: You will both owe me your lives if she ends up in the hospital
#source: ???#incorrect quotes#hololive#hololive id#hololive en#nijisanji#nanashi mumei#selen tatsuki#vestia zeta#ouro kronii#submission#banger collab tbh
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Moona, to her niece on her first day of school: …And that’s why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Iofi: Moona, that’s prison.
Moona: Only if you let it be.
#source: sonic boom#incorrect quotes#hololive#hololive id#moona hoshinova#airani iofifteen#submission
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