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Knight of the Undead Asylum: Hi, my name is Oscar, I'm a very Nice and Polite Person and I Hope that we can-
Chosen Undead: F*ck you.
Knight of the Undead Asylum ... F*CK YOU
#dark souls#elite knight#chosen undead#knight of the undead asylum#oscar of astora#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#soulsborne#dark souls remastered#submission
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"These Huggy Wuggy Toys makes the Asylum Demon look like a Huggable Teddy Bear... And that is Not a Compliment..."
- Oscar, after playing Poppy Playtime
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Rennala: We even finish each other's...
Radagon: Sentences
Rennala: Please don't interrupt me
#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#from software#elden ring#rennala queen of the full moon#radagon of the golden order
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Freke's apprentice: we lost Freke for an entire weekend at the mall once.
Yuria: He lived in a bookstore. He was so happy
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Oscar: You and I, we're both Undead, hear me out, will you?
Chosen Asshole: NO, can you just give me the Estus Flask so I can get out and also I just wanna I invade people and Sh*t!!
Oscar,in his Head: And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fin-
#dark souls#elite knight#knight of the undead asylum#soulsborne#oscar of astora#chosen undead#submission#from software#katy perry#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes
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Siegmeyer: This Food Truck sells Pizza Taco!
Solaire: I got a Weiner Taco!
Siegemyer: I got a Taco Taco, inside Another Taco!
Solaire: What did you get, Oscar?
Oscar: Food Poisoning-*retches*
#Dark Souls#solaire of astora#siegmeyer of catarina#elite knight#oscar of astora#rocko's modern life
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Wolf: What is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering itEmma: Ginger ale is supposed to help settle ur stomach if you're nauseous so people get it on planes if they get planesick
Sculptor: Ginger grows in the ground so it keeps you connected to the gods' earth while you're thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube
Genichiro: Some of us just like ginger ale, man
#from software#sekiro#sekiro: shadows die twice#incorret quotes#incorrect quote#wolf#sekiro (character )#Emma#Sculptor#genichiro ashina
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Shabriri: Change is inedible
Tarnished: Do you mean inevitable?
Shabriri, spitting out coins: No I didn't
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The phrase “free as a bird” is often misused. It means you don’t have to pay for them. See a bird? Pick it up. It’s yours now. I have 4 hawks, 10 pigeons, 23 crows, and a penguin.
Eileen the Crow
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Demon's Souls remake players dni (/j)
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Milfanito: Shrine of Amana, Drangleic
Bearer of the Curse: try building it on land next time you stupid drangleans
Milfanito: try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane
Bearer: Whoa mama mia cunt
#dark souls#dark souls 2#from software#incorret quotes#incorrect quote#bearer of the curse#milfanito#for the purpose of this joke drangleans are italians
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Gwyndolin, yelling at their Father and Older Brother: IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW, I WILL HAVE THE ELITE KNIGHT F*CK ME SILLY!!!!
Oscar: Wait, Wha-
#dark sun gwyndolin#gwyn#nameless king#dark souls#oscar of astora#elite knight#from software#hidetaka miyazaki#gwyndolin#oscar#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#dark souls 3#dark souls 1#dark souls remastered#nsft
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Tanith: The Golden Order has a lot to answer for
Goldmask: I know. I have a list.
Goldmask: The Tarnished has a hand ballista
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Tarnished, after the Radahn festival: You motherfucker, you just left me to die
Patches: Top 30 reasons why Patches is sorry - Number 5 will surprise you
Tarnished: Top 30 anime deaths - Number 1: Your fucking ass right now!
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dude hahaha you’re so smart, you wanna kiss perchance??
inspired by @incorrect-fromsoftware-quotes‘s post that made me laugh so much
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