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incorrect-9-1-1 · 10 months
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bobby: is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
eddie: *raises hand*
buck: *puts his hand down*
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 10 months
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buck: eddie and i are just friends, nothing more
chim: ...right
hen: *sneezes* sorry, i'm just allergic to bullshit
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 10 months
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athena, picking up the phone: what's wrong?
buck: why do you ask that? just because i'm calling you it doesn't mean there's something wrong
athena:
buck: anyway, eddie was stabbed...
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 10 months
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maddie: i'm small but knowing
buck: you don't know what the top shelf looks like
maddie:
maddie: bitch
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 10 months
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athena: stay out of trouble
buck: not my strong suit
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 11 months
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buck: hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
eddie: i'm more into dark humour
buck, turning the lights off: ok, so...
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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buck: *staring out the window looking pensive*
eddie: he's so handsome, so thoughtful... i wonder what he's thinking about
buck, internally: wed-nes-day... whensday? wendesday?
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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relationships are 50/50. he drives and i stare at how pretty he is.
— Eddie Diaz
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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buck: i mean, yeah, we are best friends, but i would kiss you if you asked
eddie: what?
buck: what?
chimney, eating chips in the background: he said he would kiss you if you asked
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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buck: hey bobby, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
bobby: a glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a thought process or understanding of basic language
buck:
buck: water you doing?
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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buck, trying to do a magic trick: pick a card, any card
may: fine
buck: wait! that's my credit card
may: you said any card!
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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eddie: i really like this guy but i don't know how to tell him
buck: just ask him to the movies this weekend
eddie: do you want to go to the movies this weekend?
buck: no, i meant ask him
eddie: i just did
buck: what did he say?
eddie: i don't know, you tell me
buck: what do you mean?
eddie: i like you, dumbass
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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eddie: nobody thinks buck and i are dating
chimney: raise your hand if you think eddie and buck are dating!
everyone: *raises hands*
eddie: BUCK PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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bobby: athena, what do idk, ily, and ttyl mean?
athena: i don’t know, i love you, talk to you later
bobby: okay... i love you too, i’ll just ask may
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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buck: i'm bisexual and confused
hen: about your sexuality?
buck: no. i just never know what's going on
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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maddie: your boyfriend is calling you
buck: eddie is not my boyfriend
buck, answering the phone: hey, babe
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incorrect-9-1-1 · 1 year
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bobby: how would you describe yourself?
buck: verbally, but I’ve also prepared an interpretive dance number
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