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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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I am Ray, God of course
Lmaoooooooo
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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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i care so much about fictional morality and ethics but not in a lame ass "is this character/ship problematic" way. i'm cringe for other reasons.
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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he bonk
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Made in Adobe Photoshop
@good-wizard2 @mayhem-moth @aroace-wizard @goblinofthelaboratory @paltering-peculiarity @agentldiddy @lord-hunkyhair @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @blue-bell-icecream @mango-lord-of-poison @annotated-catastrophe @idorego @jhomikle @n1ght1ng4le @ohnobrooo
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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we have NPD and we're awEsome
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'
She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.
Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?
Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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Made this for ASAW, didn't post it because I made better things but might as well post it now
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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the heartache of being aroace is so crushing. i was born to love fiercely and all encompassing. i want to cook for you. i want to take you on picnics. i want to take care of you when you’re sick. i want to sit in silence with you. i want to share my life with you.
but no, i don’t want to kiss you. i don’t want to have sex. i don’t even really like holding hands. i’m sorry. i know its not enough. i’m sorry i’m not more.
please let me love you anyways.
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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impossibleraysykes · 20 hours
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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