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imphantombtw · 4 years

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Is there anyway to describe how much me and my friends predict bnha marriages?

OTPs proposing to each other be like:

Tododeku:

Midoriya: *spends an entire day psyching himself up for the proposal, mentally going over all the possible scenarios and Shouto’s reactions*

Midoriya: *swallows audibly before getting on one knee before todoroki, speech on the tip of his tongue as he opens his mouth to start*

Todoroki: yes

Midoriya: I didn’t even as–

Todoroki: YES

Kiribaku:

Kirishima: *starts rambling about how much he loves Bakugou*

Bakugou: *squints in suspicion, already catching on* fuck, you’d better not be pro–

Kirishima, swallowing his nerves and getting on one knee: do you wanna be my man, man? Like, for the rest of our lives?

Bakugou, dragging a hand on his face in fond exasperation: oh for fuck’s sake. I can’t believe this is how you’re proposing to me.

Bakugou: You’re doing it all wrong

Kirishima, with stars in his eyes: that’s a yes, isn’t it

Bakugou: *brings out his own ring box from his pocket, gets on one knee in front of Kirishima, grinning* what do you think? I hate that I can’t even be mad about you ruining my perfect proposal. Yes, I wanna marry your stupid face

Kirishima, starting to cry like a baby: oh, fuck.

Kirishima: I knew you were a romantic at heart, Katsuki

Kamishin:

Kaminari: I mean, not to brag or anything, but I’m a catch. Everyone’d be lucky to marry me.

Shinsou, completely deadpan: you snore like a truck

Kaminari: I can’t hear you over the sound of how amazing I am

Shinsou: you leave your socks all over the place and then trip on them

Kaminari, ignoring him: prime husband material here, if I say so myself

Shinsou: you almost set fire to the kitchen last week because you forgot your breakfast on the stove

Kaminari, pouting: yeah, maybe I do have some off days, but anyone would be lucky to put a ring on me

Shinsou, grinning: yeah, they would *brings out the engagement ring*

And then…

And then there’s Dabihawks

Hawks: *holds out a fried onion ring under Dabi’s nose*

Hawks: do you wanna marry me?

Dabi: you’re disgusting

Hawks: I’m serious

Dabi: no you’re not. Get that thing off my face

Hawks: ok, I’m 30% serious.

Hawks: But I’m gonna buy you a ring someday. This will have to make due for now, Hot Stuff. I can’t exactly walk in a jewelry store without people noticing and asking all sorts of questions

Dabi:

Dabi: you actually mean that, don’t you

Dabi, baffled but touched: you’d marry an ex-villain

Hawks: *waves the onion ring in front of Dabi’s face again* say yes

Dabi, making a face: do you really have to be so gross about it tho

Hawks: say y e s

Dabi: yes.

Hawks: *dramatic gasp*

Dabi: I want a divorce.

#bnha #dabihawks #shinkami #kamishin #kiribaku #bakushima #tododeku

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Life Uodate.

Hey guys. I just started school, so I will be less active, but I will start drawing comics!! Just send me a chat, and I will draw it for you. My DMs on here and Discord are always open if you have any questions

<3 Phantom

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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I was messing around on my Gacha Life, and I made the genderswap AU.

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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The very amazing @lach.lv drew me in the UA cheer outfit! Follow them on Instagram!

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Life Update

Hey guys, It's me, your gender-fluid friend Phantom. I am here to do an announcement and a little update of my life. The announcement is that if I get 50 followers before the end of the month, I will do a face reveal. My life Update is that I now have a new friend on my leg named Bakugo. I found out that I have a bone fragment that broke off of one of my foot bones, so I have Bakugo. I also have a discord If you EVER NEED guidance or need someone to cheer you up, it's ThatOnePanGenderFluidPerson #4268.

<3 Phantom

#not bnha #life update #I need coffee

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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DISCORD ALERT

If you join the just a family discord server, just know that on July 27th, the server will be on lockdown due to planned attacks to the application of discord. DO NOT join the server that day, because there will be nothing there.

From your gender-fluid friend,

Phantom

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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reblog if your blog is actually safe for bi people.

reblog if you believe bi people deserve to have a space and voice.

reblog if you recognize the specific struggles that bi people go through.

reblog if you know bi people are more than “half gay, half straight”.

reblog if you believe bi rights and representation aren’t just “catering to straight people.”

reblog if you see us.

reblog if you know we are safe on your blog.

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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I agree.

Midoriya: Todoroki, why have I been getting texts from your dad saying that he is going to yeet me out of the solar system?

Todoroki: I told him that I love you more than him.

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Doctor: Mr. Shoto, if you lay on your stomach, you will die.

Todoroki: *Lays on stomach

Doctor: Shoto, why are you doing this to yourself?

Todoroki: Have you met my father?

#Todoroki bnha

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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o and v?

O- I eat my oreos with milk.

V- Road Work Ahead, Uh.. Yeah, I sure hope it does.

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Deku: Wow! That was a good dinner Todoroki! I enjoyed it.

Todoroki: No prob- You have got to be serious.

Deku: What is it? Is it me?

Todoroki: No, it's my ass of a father.

#tododeku #endervor #bnha #todoroki #deku

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Thank you @squareonecosplay for showing this! You have inspired me for cosplay and Identity reasons.

PLUS ULTRA!!

Your cosplay is amazing!!! It has helped me find ny identity as a person and I want to thank y'all! Plus Ultra!!

#SquareOneCosplay

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Deku Birthday Images part 1.

Okay, I promised the picture at 50 notes, and you have put the number up to 75! I have a second picture I will put later, but I drew Deku on my driveway in chalk.

#deku #bnha #dekus birthday #July 15 #Happy Birthday Deku #BNHA fan #bnha drawing

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Deku: *Talking to Kirishima* So, Todoroki is taking me out for dinner because it's my birthday. What does Kacchan do for your birthday?

Kirishima: Oh, Bakugo just smacks my ass and says, "Happy Birthday Kiri-Babe."

Deku: *Mortified* What the Fu-.

If this gets 50 likes, I will upload the pictures I have drawn for Deku's birthday!

#deku #bakugo #kiribaku #bakushima #tododeku #todoroki #kirishima #dekus birthday #July 15 #BNHA

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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I will answer these. Do the ask me and it will be answered.

Number 1 is being changed to favorite drink because I am under 15.

I won't be answering ANY sex related questions.

ABC Questions

A: What is your alcoholic drink of choice? Favorite animal?

B: What is the last book you read for fun?

C: Have you ever been camping? Where?

D: Favorite dinosaur? Donut topping? Dairy product?

E: How do you like your eggs? Have any enemies?

F: What is the best part of fall?

G: Favorite board game? Video game? Physical game?

H: What is your go-to food when you’re hungry? Favorite style of hat?

I: Favorite flavor of ice cream?

J: Do you know how to jump rope? Jam or jelly?

K: Who was the last person you kissed? (Platonically, romantically, however)

L: The last fact you learned?

M: One movie you want to see right now, theaters or not? What mood are you in?

N: Would you change your name? What to? Opinion on narwhals?

O: How do you eat Oreos?

P: Post the last picture you took. If not comfortable with posting, describe the last picture you took

Q: What would you put on a quilt if you made one?

R: Opinion on raisins? Random fact about yourself?

S: What position do you sleep in? (NSFW) Favorite sex position? Favorite superhero(s)?

T: Are you good at tongue twisters? Did you believe in the Tooth Fairy? Tortillas or taco shells?

U: (nsfw-ish) Favorite style of underwear (to wear or to look at)?

V: Name the first vine that you can think of.

W: Where do you live? Who do you live with? What is your favorite electronic possession? When is your birthday? Why do you like [insert fandom/book/TV show/artist here, askers choice]?

X: Have you ever had an x-ray done? What for?

Y: Favorite flavor of yogurt?

Z: When was the last time you went to the zoo? What was your favorite thing you saw?

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Todoroki: Happy Birthday Midoriya.

Kirishima: Happy B-day brocco-bro.

Bakugo: Happy Birthday Nerd.

All Might: Happy Birthday Young Midoriya.

Me: *Fan person screams* OMG, Happy birthday Izuku!! I love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. ifjfbdhfhfjrjrrjrhrh (that was an anurysm)

If you repost, please tag me.

#bakugo #kirishima #bakudeku #kiribaku #tododeku #kirideku #izuku midoriya #Deku's birthday #July 15 #MeAt1amWatchingAnime

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imphantombtw · 5 years

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Happy Birthday Izuku!!

I want to say a VERY happy birthday to Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia. Today is my broccoli's birthday and I will be posting pictures I draw of Deku!! I will also be accepting asks and anything else!!

Love,

Phantom

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