The Hermes cabin got them water balloons on standby

something i feel like we don’t talk about nearly enough is the fact that percy is healed by water.

it’s so normal to us because it’s one of the first abilities we discovered he has. and it makes complete sense. but like… he’s the only demigod with that ability. jason doesn’t get healed by a gust of wind. hazel doesn’t get healed if she touches a diamond. nico doesn’t get healed if a skeleton gives him a hug. annabeth doesn’t get healed if she walks into a library.

like percy could be stabbed in the chest multiple times, he could break every bone in his body, he could be slammed in the head resulting in a crushed skull and hemorrhaging, but get him to some water fast enough and not only is he good as new in no time, but he’s stronger and freshly rejuvenated.

it’s insane when you think about it. no one else can do that. do you know how hard it is to kill percy? even if he’s not near the ocean, he can be healed by rivers and lakes and streams and ponds and all sorts of water sources. water recharges him. it makes him immediately stronger.

that’s a huge reason why i argue percy is the most powerful demigod. yes, he’s shown he has incredible super strength and super speed. yes, he’s a legendary sword fighter - arguably the best one alive. yes, he has control over air, land, and sea. (deadly hurricanes with heavy winds and thunder and lighting, huge volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, etc.) yes, he’s capable of mass destruction. yes he can single handlely cause natural disasters and mass casualties. and yes, he’s capable of controlling people’s bodily fluids, including their blood and saliva. he is terrifying

but even if someone manages to beat him, he dips one toe in some water and he’s immediately healed and even stronger than before. whether the injury is internal and external. he’s healed all on his own. no ambrosia or nectar or external remedies necessary.

guys. percy is insane. he’s way overpowered.

and i love it.

Which is why Percy is the only ‘over-powered character’ I can tolerate.

Yah he could… but he’d really rather not. Unless you threaten that which he holds dear… And honestly the older I get the more I respect his sass and “go bother someone else” mentality

rick riordan has his faults but he does know how to handle a main character who is like. supremely op. like yeah percy can make hurricanes with his mind but he'd rather go smoke weed with his girlfriend and his mom so he's not that big of a threat .

Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

Happiness Will Come To You.

Things Percy Jackson remembers in Son of Neptune:

Annabeth exists

I met Annabeth at a camp

Annabeth and I kiss sometimes

Fuck Ares

last night’s roxanne!!! return of the double opt up 🥹

lovely having a 2023 audio without constant cheering. percussion sounds slightly different/more overt + he went INNN on the growl. enjoy friends 🫶🏻

#i love it when men suffer

My toxic trait is that I want to be flirted with like they do in musicals. I want a pretty girl to break in through my window and kiss me. I want a pretty guy to hold out a paper flower and ask me to come home with him. I want someone to make a fool out of themselves singing and dancing in an attempt to make me laugh and win me over. I want somebody to pester me about when we’re gonna get married or tell me that if they took a meat cleaver down the center of my skull, they’d have matching halves. I want someone help me fight against animal cruelty or help me achieve my dreams while I put a spotlight on the corruption of their employer. I want all of this even though it’s mostly unhealthy and weird.

But I also want nobody to talk to me ever.

This is so funny

*watching the Little Mermaid (2023)*

My mom: I don’t remember her not being able to talk in the cartoon

Me:

(Not mine)

THIS ^^^^^^

But miraculous ladybug

Surprise I’m alive!

So I’m gunna post an update soon but I had really crazy year I got punched with the lowest of lows which just made me numb to everything and then life kept me busy so I disappeared for a bit.

I’m hoping to reappear again lmao

*cough* 1 year and a half? *cough*

Currently though Im Back At School!!! Which has been keeping me super busy. But I’ve been getting a bunch of new followers and I don’t want to be a phantom account (no pun intended 👻) so Hey y’all welcome to my shit show!

I’ll be back soon with that update (tbh I might disappear for another month due to an rapidly upcoming anniversary which will be explained later) but I promise I’m not gunna completely disappear again ❤️

Thank you to those who never left my side I love y’all !! ❤️💜💚💙💛

“Everyone avert your eyes I’m about to express standard human emotion”

— Wednesday Addams

#I think I have seen this film before… (insp)

Druig when Makkari beats the shit out of Ikaris.

Oomfg!! 🥺🥺

Okay!! So I’m going back to NY for my Grandmas 80th bday (mentally preparing for the fam fights) in a couple days for the next 2 weeks! I GET TO SEE MY BESTFRIENDS!!!❤️

Other HIGHLIGHTS!

I’m seeing Six(1st time), Lion King (1st time), and Hadestown (2nd time)

we have found the light before. & we will find it again.