Jensen Ackles hated Misha Collins so much that he started a GoFundMe to kill him onset. They had an epic fight in a McDonald’s playground where they played Beatles music for some reason.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

But this would be really good for a children's hospital

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

Reblog in the hashtags with a sequel you liked more than its original (could be a book/movie/etc.)

Does anyone else have that one album you enjoy that's so incredibly obscure that it feels like it belongs to you personally? Like you're the one and only aficionado on it because you can't find anyone else who's as big of a fan as you are?

Reblog and put in the tags what yours are, I really wanna know 🎧

I really love the convention here of referring to people as ‘tumblr user [username]’, it has the same energy as ‘citizen’ or ‘comrade’ but with the additional top-heavy gravity of 4 entire syllables

RIP Pavlov, you would have loved “Welcome to the Black Parade”.

comedy list of fake future films shown in a 1999 movie

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none