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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 11 months

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 11 months

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#tumblr polls #please respond #comisions

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 1 year

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Guess who is too lazy to play nightbringer♡♡♡

#also guess the reference #sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #shitpost #oc #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 1 year

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WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED ABOUT THE WILLOW PROJECT ON THIS WEBSITE???

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE WILLOW PROJECT ON THIS WEBSITE????

YOU KNOW, THE PROJECT THAT IF APPROVED OF WILL LITERALLY SCREW EVERY SINGLE LIVING BEING ON THIS PLANET???? THE PROJECT THAT IF APROVED OF WILL RELEASE MILLIONS OF CO2 FROM THE NORTH OF ALASKA AND WILL SEND US BACK TO 30 YEARS OF TRYING TO SAVE OUR PLANET???

WHY HAVE I FOUND NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ON THSI WEBSITE????????

CORRECTION #2: THE FINAL DECISION IS MARCH 6!!!!

https://www.protectthearctic.org/stop-willow

ITS NOT TOO LATE YET BUT EVERYONE HAS TO HELP

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 1 year

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Scenario- lesbian MC, platonic relationship with the brothers. MC has just been asked on a date; how do the brothers go about vetting the demon lady before she gets a chance to be alone with MC? 👀

BROTHERS VETTING ON MC'S DATE

(Hooray my first request!! Hope you like it :) )

💙LUCIFER

- he will probably be the most calm looking out of all the brothers, but man's judging the poor demon lady until he is convinced you'll be ok

- will make some questions here and there about their plans with MC

- will wait until you come back and then will interrogate you about how the date went

- if anything went wrong, no matter how tiny the error is, you vetter prepare the chains cause he is about to go feral

- clearly is pulling out that big brother card he has with you

- " she didnt do ______?"

- " its ok MC let me go, i just WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER-"

- "how dare she not be a gentlelady with you!?"

💛MAMMON

- big brother card 2.0

- will proceed to interrogate the lady the moment she gets even close to the HoL to pick you up for the date

- "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH MC HUH?!"

- *sobs* "i... i just want to make her happy-"

- "ARE YOU SAYING SHE ISNT HAPPY HERE!!!"

- you and the demon lady might be dating for years and mammon will continue to be cold with her

- not in a bad way however its more he wants to make sure no one hurts you

- will also interrogate you of your date time with her and if he believes she did something wrong then he too will lose it

🧡LEVIATHAN

- will definetely help Mammon out with the interogation with the demon lady

- watches a ton of animes with similar scenarios like these to know what to do if she ends up breaking your heart

- will be sending you texts through DDD to make sure how things are going

- is jealous that you might spend more time with her than him

- "oh... you two are going out today? Ok i'll just go play alone in my-" *cries to henry 2.0 about how you must hate him noq that you are with someone*

- overall you want to balance even better your time with the brothers and your partner because else the brothers will definetely feel neglected and get either angry or upset, specially levi

💚SATAN

- like father like son he will look calm on the outside and wont scare the living hell out of your date

- is secretly not secretly reading "how to torture people after they break your friend's heart 101"

- wont interrogate you like the last three once your back from the date but will most likely just ask:

- "so how did it went?"

- reasonable guy overall

- thats until he discovers the date went wrong, then he is going feral too

- im guessing however that the date would go well so yeah no need for panic

💖ASMODEUS

- asmo your judgement is showing~

- yeah he is joining mammon and levi on that interogation session

- he wont even bother asking how the date went he will just come to conclusions and claim that you deserve a queen of a woman

- the judgiest b*tch of the west

- that is until he ends up becoming friends with your partner on the second date, then he will show full support for both parties

- lets be honest it wouldnt be a surprise if he tried to get you two to have a threeway with him i mean he is the avatar of lust🙄

- ends up at the end being the most supportive of the seven

❤ BEELZEBUB

- "ah... these b--ches gay... good for them"

- *nom* * nom* *nom*

- wont really care honestly, as long as you are happy he is happy, and if you trust your partner then he will trust her

- will recieve the demon lady with a smile and tell her that his brothers reactions are usually worse

- you surprised it'd get worse?

- is of course overprotective but he wont judge to harshly on your date

- if things go south however....

- ends up also being openly supportive of you two

- "happy MC happy life, sad MC no life for you"

💜 BELPHEGOR

- has no idea what is going on, he was asleep the whole time

- they dont really meet your partner until the thrid date

- " and who is this?🤨" "who are you and what are you doing in our house?"

- starts questioning them but ends up too tired to bother worrying anymore

- like beel, he will trust her if you trust them, but if they end up hurting your feelings then it wont be pretty...

- as long as he gets to sleep then you two can do whatever it pleases you, and as long as you're happy he is happy

#obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #reblog

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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Thanks to diavolo's short attention spam lucifer and barbatos have to keep track on his one braincell

They only let him use it when it comes to important decisions being made, otherwise he'll lose it and Mammon will steal it again

#obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me mammon #idk man i found this idea funnier in my head #obey me crack

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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"PLEASE JUST GO TO BED.."

Scenario: lucifer gets sick but refuses to rest because of all the work he has to do

(Im sick as of writing this but just like the scenario, i have work to do..)

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Today was a long day for everybody in the devildom, infact it was long enough to lead to almost everyone going to sleep was nightime arrived, everyone except one stubborn busy demon.

The avatar of pride could not go to sleep now, he had alot of paperwork to finish for tommorrow for Diavolo, he had been working all day and only got to eat some food thanks to you bringing it over to him. Even then Lucifer didnt bother taking breaks, he'd only get up from his office for some coffee.

As he checked every paper and did his job he noticed his eyes feeling itchy and his throat feeling scratchy. Not much was thought about this since he hadnt really been paying attention to his needs today. He took a sip of his coffee and didnt think much of it, but then the itchiness came back and he was having a hard time breathing properly. A cough came out of nowhere and it was then that the demon realized what was about to happen. He couldnt get sick tommorrow.

Seeing as he was almost done however (and as the household was completely quite) he decided to call it a day and go to bed. It was only a couple of pages that needed some signing left so he decided to do so tommorrow before handing it over to the prince tommorrow.

He got up and head to his room, but not before drinking some water and taking a pill to help out. "I'll be fine tommorrow" he thought, plus even if he ended up sick he would still be able to work, its not like he has ever gotten bad enough to die hahaha...

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A few voices came from the hallways that were loud enough to wake up the eldest. Lucifer opened his eyes but they quickly closed afterwards. He then felt like his whole body was being dragged back to bed as he attempted to get up. Did he stayed up that late? But he still manages to wake up early anyways.

Then it came, a noise he did NOT wish to hear.. a cough. In fact the cough was bad enough to leave his throat aching, to make matters worse he felt his nose runny and a headache bad enough to kill a man.

By pure magic he finally got up and went to get ready for today, still the hot shower and light breakfast didnt help him at all. His entire body felt like it was cooking and he really just couldnt stay standing for long enough. His brothers and even you could tell something was off, but when asked if he was alright he would put on his mask and answer yes.

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In the council room Lucifer was finishing his work, it was just a few pages left anyways. Problem was it felt like there was more work than he remembered... maybe he didnt count correctly last night? No no no he did find the exact same amount of yesterday's work missing to be finished. He took a heavy breath as he felt again so tired and he rubbed his eyes to stay open and to stop the aching. He cant be sick right now, there is so much to do today! If he didnt do it then who would??

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Class felt even longer than finishing that work. He ended up scibbling onto the missing paperwork just so he could make it to class in time. His head was still pounding, and his body felt like it was going to shut off at any moment now. He could barely understand what the teacher was saying without hearing an annoying echo in the background. He had tried to drink some water before class but he couldnt do so in time, he drink some now but his body was aching hard enough for him to not wanna move.

You and Mammon just so happened to be in the same class at that moment and you could tell that something was wrong. Mammon did so too, and while he was convinced that lucifer would just give you two the same answer as this morning, you two still decided to ask him after class if he was ok again.

You saw him leaving down the left hallway so you called him out. He didnt turn arounf however.. you tried again with the same result. Third time was fortunately the charm, however he didnt seem happy to see you two.

"You sure you're good?" Asked Mammon standing behind you. "Yeah you seemed pretty distracted during class today" you add to his question.

"I said im.. fine" he took a moment to finish his response, his headache was only getting more and more worse. You placed a hand on his shoulder and asked if he was sure, "its ok if you dont feel well, Diavolo's event is later today anyways and there is enough time for you to at least take a nap".

"No, really im great," he said still avoiding eye contact with you two. This wasnt the lucifer you knew so you decided to lift his face and confirm his words. His eyes had heavier bags than usual and his looked awfully pale, yes more than he usually gets, the only parts of his face that wasnt snow white was his nose and cheeks, which were very red. "Lucifer you're burning" you tell him as you feel his forehead with your backpalm.

Mammon continued to stand behind you but was now more concerned than before. "MC im fine" lucifer tells to you again, his voice sounding more affirmative than before. Still Lucifer was your friend (probably more depending who is reading this), and you couldnt bear to see him try to work to death.

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The event Diavolo had been planning all week was just about to start, the prince seemed really excited as well as some of the brothers. Before officially starting however the prince wished to check on everyone one last time. He had to make sure you were all prepared. "Beel, belphie, do you two have everything ready?" He starts checking. The twins nodded. "Satan, MC, Asmo?" You and the forth born nodded as well. "Mammon, levi?" They responded with a yes. "Luc...ifer? Are you alright? You seem.. tired" asks the prince as he sees his right hand man starring at the horizon, at this poitn everyone could tell he wasnt well. He just nodded as a response as well.

"Lucifer you do have to participate if youre feeling bad, its ok" says Simeon as he leans slightly forward, with the younger angel behind him. Lucifer doesnt respond this time, instead his breathing becomes unsteady again and he proceeds to lose his balance. Its a good thing that you were next to him or else he wouldnt plopped to the floor. He tries to say something bad he felt so ass he couldnt anymore.

As he passes out everyone starts to panic. You could only carry him in your arms for so long before Mammon and Beel walked up to help you lay him down. You sat next to his head to hold it correctly so when he wakes it his neck doesnt feel sore. Simeon and Solomon also walked up to see what to do. Diavolo however would end up being the one to come up with a plan on what to do.

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Everything seemed blurry as Lucifer finally opens his eyes again. He still didnt feel any better but at least he was in his room again. "Wha... where.. what happened?" He asks to himself. You walk in however with a wet warm towel and answered his question. "You passed out Luci, you seem to have caught a nasty fevet" you tell him.

You place your hands on his shoudler and order him to lay down so you can place the towel on his head. You have to use the pact between you two so he can actually get better becuase (knowing him) he would just get up again and try to get back to work. "What about the.." he tries to ask but you interupt him, "the others have it undercontrol, but it will end early so your brothers can help out". Its funny how you manage to respond his questions without him even finishing them, but it is very frustrating to have to use your pact so he can rest. Lucifer just refuses to stay in bed doing nothing, he has work to do.

"Lucifer-"

"MC i cant stay here i'm very busy today"

"But Diavolo ended up giving you the rest of thr week off until you get better"

"Im already feeling amazing, thanks for the help but-" just then he feels his body give up on him again and he falls to the floor.

"I.." you sigh before activating the pact again, "lucifer please just go to bed.." you tell him.

With that you manage to get him back to bed and you decide to keep an eye on him the remaining of today. There are moments when he tries to get up and leave but you manage to catch him just in time. You also make sure he eats well and takes his medecine so he can get better. Once nightime arrives again the others arrive and decide to give you a hand as well.

Thanks to teamwork and ALOT of patience with the eldest Lucifer finally gets better. It did took the rest of the week for him to get better but whats important is that the avatar of pride isnt sick anymore, and he even thanks you and the rest of the gang for helping him :)

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Sorry if this is messy but i really do feel like trash right now so i wrote this mess, depending on this post i might to a sequel or write another fic where the brothers dont have MC to help out, it would be a fun crack fic :)

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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#thats its thats this entire blog #obswd

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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https://artfight.net/~little_demo0n

Hey im gonna participate in art fight this year so if anyone is planning on doing so as well then above is my profile link :)

Im team bloom this year

#art fight #art fight 2022 #sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #oc #just in case #anyone here is planning to participate as well

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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Headcannon with the brothers and an MC who is actually able to befriend every demon they meet?

Everyone believes it's something supernatural becuase a demon could come up to mc and threaten them, then 2 minutes later they're friends making friendship bracelets.

MC had an entire drawer of bracelets at this point.

YOUR BEST FRIEND MC!

💙LUCIFER

- well on the good side he doesnt have to worry that much on you getting hurt by another demon, on the bad side you're gonna be an absolute pain for HIM

- yeah before you two are in anyway close he will find your ability to make friends so easily annoying, specially when trying it on him. He doesnt mind getting alo g with you, but when you stick your nose where not needed he cant help but feel those good old murder tendencies of his

- as time goes by he starts to really feel bad for acting this way with you, specially right after theatning and attempting to kill you. He'll avoid you thanks to this guilt and him not knowing how to solve it

- if you still wanna be his friend however, then he'll open up and do his best to be better

💛MAMMON

- you two got along so easily the first time you two meet that it frustrated him, good job on making him get attached to you faster

- seeing you become friends so quickly with other demons will make him annoyed as well, we know how greedy Mammln can get for attention

- however it isnt just greed for him, he kind of actually wants to be like you, he wants to have anyone to get along with him that fast, yet he cant so it bothers him

- as your relationship bonds however do be sure he'll stop minding, this strange ability of yours is what makes you so special to everyone. Just make sure you never get rid of eachother's friendship bracelet nor do you prioritize any other bracelet than his

🧡LEVIATHAN

- oooh the envy he has on you. Why are you so good at making friends but he has to enter a panic attack by every person who even breathes at his direction, he wants to be just like you

- the moment you offer him a friendship bracelet he will get so happy, he is never getting rid of it and he expects you never get rid of it as well

- is to get nervous when you two encounter one of your now many friends, so spare him some confidence to at least stay by your side while you catch up with your pals :) he needs it

💚SATAN

- he finds it great that you get along with everyone, you might just become friends with his own buddies

- while he loves his friendship bracelet however he does wish deep down that there was a special detail or ornament or such the could decorate it so it could make you two seem like even closer friends

💖ASMODEUS

- finds your ability incredible and absolutely loves it, probably because he too is a very social demon

- however if there is one thing he envys is your bracelet drawer, he finds the whole idea adorable, but the fun behinds friendship bracelets is that there a only a few, demonstrating close friendships only, you having a bunch makes him feel less special

- would turn up his game to try and become the bestest of friends with you

❤BEELZEBUB

- doesnt have to worry about you getting hurt, thats for sure. He also likes alot how every brother gets their own bracelet with you and loves the drawer

- he isnt really a super jealous demon when you think about it, if anything your bracelet collections is perfect proof of how friendly you are and he wants to know how you became friends with well... your friends xd

- if there was anything he'd like it would be to have special bracelets between you, him and belphie, now that would bring a bright smile to his face

💜BELPHEGOR

- doesnt really care that much, at least at the start. Its when you and beel make special themed bracelets for the three that he starts to get interested in them

- like his twin he likes to hear your stories with your friends, but also like the rest of his brothers he wishes he had a more special detail on his bracelet to make him seem closer to you than the other friends of yours.

- actually ends up proposing one day to you to make a whole system out of your collection, the closer the friend the more ornaments to keep it simple. You'd be surprised not at the amount of brothers that get like said proposal.. oh these boys...

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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Accidentally walking in on you doing it with someone else

Scenario: you were doing the deed with your favorite boy, no need to beat the bush there. The one difference here is that one of the other brothers catches you two in the act.

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💙LUCIFER

- he was just looking for you to talk about a proyect Diavolo had proposed to him earlier. Failing to find you in your room he suspected you were at Mammon's, there was no need for him to think otherwise. You two always seemed closed, specially lately.

- its was when he walked into the room of his brother and saw said brother's car moving back and forth even though it was parked in place.

- will just stand where he is at for thw next 5 seconds before slowly leaving the room with a very disturbed face

- lucifer has seen many things but this? This... he will take a good while to recover from. Just imagine being a dad and you walk into your kid doing it with their partner, it'd be gross! He has all the right to have that face right now

- goes from being the avatar of pride to the avatar of embarrasment, he is not ok after seeing that, not at all

💛MAMMON

- searching for his partner in crime to test out a new plan of his, you werent in your room however so he had to start searching.

- after some walking around HoL he managed to hear your voice in the library, however it wasnt the typical tone he was used to hearing so much. In fact for a second he feared you were hurt, making him pick up his pace.

- he slammed open the doors only to find you and Satan... playing twister on one of the seats there.

- Satan and you were rightfully pissed yet embarrassed, however the individual who takes the trauma is Mammon! He, like the eldest, will just stand there, horrified for a few seconds, before finally reacting and getting mad at Satan for being this close to you

- watch as the siblings begin to argue over who should be with you and why, maybe while at it you and Satan should at least cover up (or at least you should cause i think Satan would br too pissed to bother)

🧡LEVIATHAN

- a new episode of a show that he's been watching lately finally came out and he must rant his thoughts to you now

- its only when he is heading to your room that he notices something coming from the twin's room. But hey, a little quick peak wont do him harm right? Afterall, Beel and Belphie arent anything but a pair of chill boys :)

- boy was he wrong, in fact he was so wrong about what he thought he'd see that he lets out a short but hearable screech that you get to catch.

- will actually just dissapear into tin air when you and beel turn around to the door, worried about who could be dear anyways

- as Levi runs to hide in his room all kinds of thoughts pass by his mind, fear, embarrasment, jealousy, i think we all know he'd be upset that you didnt end up picking him as your partner but that isnt as important as the horrific view that he had access too

💚SATAN

- he was waiting for you at the main entrance so you two could head to the new cat cafe that was opened recently with Solomon

- seeing you not appearing in time like usual however made him concerned and a bit annoyed, there are cats to pet and live MC you cant juat waste his time like this!

- heading to checking at your room he heard your voice coming from Lucifer's office. Just what did you do to get in trouble? And why was it without him!?

- all previous thoughts are thrown at the window the moment he sees lucifer's naked butt with you going feral of his desk, he actually gags in disgust and runs out just as fast as he walked in

- its enough to catch yours and lucifer's attention to quickly stop and gets dressed.

- anyways, good luck with your cat adventure now cause the vibes wont be good between you and Satan

💖ASMODEUS

- needed your help with a photoshoot of his later today, he just couldnt pick the outfits and if he took any longer then things would just get more complex later on. Come on MC he looks great in almost anything! He cant just choose by himself!!

- he was heading to your room when he sensed a familiar feeling coming from one of his older brother's room. Levi? Funny, he questions just what is he doing or watching and why is he having such a lovely time without him?! He wants to watch, even if its just some honry anime he's cool with it :))

- he opened the door with no shame and his jaw would dropped by what he saw, you on top of Levi in his bedtub following the fashion rules of nature... there being no rules of fashion because nature has no clothes

- being the avatar of lust he started teasing you both for doing the dirty together, he starts to also give critizism on what you two are doing leading to Levi getting angry and yelling at him to get out

- once kicked out of the room however Asmo starts to feel bad, not for pissing off Levi but because he jusy shouldnt have entered like that, to any room, that lustful feeling he felt left the moment you two noticed him enter the room, of course it would get akward

❤BEELZEBUB

-Was showering after quite the training session of today, he was also to busy thinking about what to eat to listen to the wild animal noises going on in his shared bedroom.

- funny enough he kind of just walks in but barely pays attention, like he knows its you two but also just doesnt care. As long as neither you or belphegor are hurt or such then he has no reason to worry.

- he'll say hi to you two and leave his stuff on his bed before leaving afterwards to get back on his own stuff. I know this is a repetive idea but it just makes sense that not a single thought goes through beel's head.

- he kind of works like a kid walking in such a scene thinking his parents are just playing twister only for years later realize the truth, but with the difference that, once again, we wont pay much attention to it anyways

💜BELPHEGOR

- oh the poor boy is about to see some things when planning to ask Asmo for some pillows for a prank him and Satan have been working on.

- instead he has caught you in the most bizarre of positions with the avatar of lust. Im sure we both know just how traumatized the cow boy might be by the sight.

- Asmo will notice, but not stop, instead he'll make you scream his name louder just for funsies and to make belphie more disturbed.

- sleep? Belphie needs no sleep? Avatar of sloth? Naaaaahhh he is the complete oposite now, he is doing just fine being awake and not sleeping. He is quite right now because he is planning on how not to sleep today, not because he is absolutely traumatized but because he just doesnt wanna sleep today🙂 he is good, stop asking and let him be🙂

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #obey me crack #obey me smut #obey me luci x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me levi x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me asmo x reader #obey me beel x reader #obey me belphie x reader

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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You know what would be funny? If MC somehow turns invisible, and for the next 24 hrs, goes around HoL, Purgatory Hall, and even the Demon Lord's Castle pulling silly pranks (picking up stuff, making ghost noises, food being eaten in mid-air) to cute fluff as they give the boys kisses on the cheek (platonic ofc). At the end of the day, when everyone is baffled and scared, MC admits their doing.

MC IS INVISIBLE???

Scenario:

You're with Solomon and Mammon practicing some spells. Solomon is teaching you the basics to some spells for class while Mammon is here just to make sure you make it home in one piece.

Suddenly the wizard messes up one of the spells and it just so happens to hit you, making you dissapear right infront of their eyes...

💙LUCIFER

Panics when Mammon tells him you dissapeared, can tell from the start the strange activity is you once it starts

At least you arent dead..

"MC please hand me my pen back i need to finish this paperwork" "but how-" "have you seen my brothers pranks? This is nothing new for me"

If i were you i'd give him a forehead smooch right then and there when he figures out your real identity, he'd more more surprised by that then by all the funky pranks youve pulled so far

Decides to let you continue pulling pranks however as he does find humour in the others panicking by the silly pranks

When you turn back to normal and confess your crimes he'll actually let out a chuckle, no one seemed to have gotten hurt and the pranks were harmless, no need to be bothered

As for Mammon and Solomon however... well this little incident wont happen again anytime soon

💛MAMMON

Congratulations! You're giving this demon a heart attack!

First you dissapear, then his stuff starts to dissapear, then his food starts floating and ohdiavolononotgoldie-

Once the "paranormal activity" reaches the castle, he starts to blame himself for letting you dissapear

"This is all my fault if i hadnt let MC dissapear their spirit wouldnt be haunting us all" "pfft-" "this is no time to laugh Lucifer i have to find a way to solve this🥺🥺"

Is pissed when he discovers that you just became invisible, if you wanna fix this damaged friendship you'll have to give him as many cuddles and attention as he asks for.

"Wait... if you were invisible this whole time... WERE YOU ALSO THE ONE WHO KISSED???-" *tsundere mode activated*

🧡LEVIATHAN

Great job MC you just worsened our boy's anxiety >:(

With that said he'll be convinced his all-nighters are starting to affect him once his stuff starts floating and talking to him.

"There is no way Ruri-chan is talking to me right now i must be dreaming!" "Or tireeeeeeed OooOoooOoo" "OR MY FIGURINES ARE POSSESSED NOOOO!!-"

Keeps an eye on everything that surrounds him, when this starts to affect the others however he just gets more paranoid

Do it, kiss his cheek when he is most afraid, he'll scream higher than what the human ear can hear

Soo relieved when you reveal it was just you... for about 5 seconds then he remembers as well the kiss and melts into a red puddle

💚SATAN

Becomes detective the moment he notices the strange activity going around and when he's told you dissapeared

Had his suspitions on the spell being an invisibility one, but you confeasing your crimes got ahead on him finishing the puzzle (as in he had already connected the dots but he didnt wanna tell yet until he was completely sure)

He connected said dots when you gave him the friendship kiss on his head while he was investigating

Relieved that youre alright at the end of the day, its not like misplacing his books or carrying the cats away from him will make his day hell, he'd know how to fix it

"A shame it wasnt something more sinister but its good to know that youre alright"

💖ASMODEUS

"Mammon are you stealing my perfume!?" "What? No!" "Then where is it cause it's no where and you usually steal our stuff so stop lying" *quality brother fight*

Goes from annoyed to honry and starts to flirt with you brlieving youre a ghost, flirting will intensify if you give him a lil kissie kiss👀

In all seriousness though if you were to freak a ghost do you think you'd be floating or what would happen with your body? This isnt just a question Asmo makes to himself but its also a question for you the reader

Its a question that haunts me since i was in middle school please i need an answer :(

Lust man is relieved in the end that it was just you, but is also quite annoyed that you misplaced his stuff and (if you decided to touch his face or hair) that you messed around with his hair

❤BEELZEBUB

Lets be honest guys... Beel isnt the sharpest tool in the shed... but that doesnt mean he doesnt notice weird stuff going on, he just doesnt put that much brain into it

He does get sad when you dissapear his food though, he will confront you about it when you reveal yourself as the mastermind behind it all.

If you kept the food somewhere please give it back to him, he's hungy

If you are to kiss him dont expect him to react all flustered, at most he'll be very confused for where it came from

💜BELPHEGOR

Kick him, push him off his bed do it

Ok no but seriously he will definetely be get angry if his naptime is interupted... which is why i want you to do so >:))

Once he gets upset enough to give up on finding his stuffies and not being able to sleep in peace give him a lil kiss, he'll get more confusion than before

Once you confess he'll confront you about interupting his naptime and you'll be punished by becoming his new pillow

This punishment will go on until you give his pillows and stuff back

🤎DIAVOLO

Well if it isnt a busy day today for the prince... why dont we make it harder for him

First get rid of his pen while he is working on his paper work, then misplace said paperwork and then-

He's gonna be so confused for the first couple of pranks but it wont be long before he figures out its just someone being invisble

The lil kiss on the cheek confirms to him his thoughts and he finally figures out its just you

"This is all silly MC but maybe its time we transform you back to normal- wait... i have an idea" *proceeds to dump you the best prank idea he can come up with*

💚BARBATOS

Knew someone had become invisible when he noticed his cooking utensiles dissapeared, thanks to you charming giggles he knew it was you

Inmediately says your name and asks you to hand his stuff back, im sorry but its hard to trick the more serious demons they just know

Gives you a good pat in the back once the spell runs our and you become visible again

💙SIMEON

Is very confused as to why he just got a slap on the back of his head. For a moment he fears he made god pissed off and these inconveniences are his temporal punishment

Whisper to him about his lovely shoulders, nothing menacing or honry, just a nice compliment, thanks to your previous actions he'll be even more confused than before.

"Wasnt MC just behind me? Am i hearing things now? Maybe luke was right and im using those headphones he gave me wrong.."

Relaxes once its just you, which is exactly why you should comment on his shoulders again

Im not doing well with the questionable fashion sense most angels seem to have right now thats why i keep bringing up his shoulders

🤍LUKE

Steal his hat! Steal his hat! STEAL HIS HAT!

The amount of pranks you can make on the baby are infinite- oh... im sorry... do you NOT find hilarious children being pranked and annoyed!??

Will get m a d when he finds out it was you all along, goes full on chiwawa (or however you write that) mode onto you

You better make him happy again, how DARE you make him cry! Me? I insisted you did so many pranks on him?? Nice try reader but you cant blame your actions onto others like that 👀....

🖤SOLOMON

His soul finally left his body and Thirteen finally got to claim it after so many years

But seriously, you dissapearing right infront of him like that has ruined him. At least he knows what spell it was, but the mystery is how he'll know where youre at now? You could easily just walk away from him as he performs the spell to get you back to normal

After a long day of pretty much hunting you like a cryptid-hunter, he finally gets to rest once youre visible again

"MC im so sorry that wasnt meant to happen" "what do you mean that wasnt that bad?" "Ooh... wanna become invisible again?"

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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MORE OBEY ME HEADCANONS OF MINE

Cursed edition

Lucifer enjoys raisin bran

Lucifer dies his white hairs black, my defense is that if you check the cards in some of them he has grey hairs and in others he doesnt. Thats it, thats my evidence

While imagining that belphie and levi's hairstyles is fun i also like to think that they dye their hair blue/purple-ish

Lucifer, levi and belphie once encountered eachother at a dye store and the embarrasment of luci went through the roof

Diavolo might have parental issues idk you guys but in my expirience if you simp or at most find lucifer good looking you might have daddy issues

I cant help but find weird the posibility that lilith knew diavolo, like im sure she did knew him but its still so random and my brain cant connect it 🤔🤔

Beel is homie with the bugs, doesnt matter which he is friends with them. Everyone in HoL has come to an agreement that, in order to not upset the boy, they all try their best to get the bug out of the house alive or if they're to scared then they'll just call beel

Asmo usually calls beel over to get any bug that scares him outside

Lucifer secretly loves animated movies but will never admit it, its the avatar of pride guys you think he's gonna get excited or emotional during movies like UP or Tangled? Naww... maybe if you two are close enough but still

Satan, belphie and Mammon unironically love badly done movies, it doesnt matter the genre it was meant to be, a badly done bee horror movie will have them wheezing of laughter for the entire film. Its so bad for them its good.

Beel fears those badly done 80s movied where the food comes to life and tries to kill the protagonists. As im writing this i've realized he would eat them anyways and would most likely end up becoming the possesed or zombie dude that ate the deadly food...

Did i already said the Satan was a bottom?

Speaking of blondie i am convinced he had a HEAVY emo phase when he was a teen where he would die his hair neon green and basically just multiply our emos per a thousand.

Lucifer unironically adored Satan's emo clothes (i also like to think he likes goth and emo clothing but sometimes the style looks so ridiculous he would never admit it) yet he would play along on not liking it to make teen satan happy. The only thing that bothered him was the hair.

Thats all i can think about, sorry you had to read this :/

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me luke #obey me mephistopheles #obey me raphael #obey me thirteen #obey me shall we date #obswd

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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No words describe my excitement😁😁

Thanks to everyone who has dealt with my bullcrap until now♡♡ it really means alot to me, my work is finally paying off 🥺🥺

To celebrate 1000 followers i'll be taking requests of whatever you guys want, obey me, FNAF, SCP, just say it and i'll make little doodles about it💖💖💖

Thanks!!!!!

#sketch #oc #obey me #fnaf #scp #requests #obswd #fnaf security breach #fanart #please send in ideas #im actually super happy right now😁😁#this is my main blog #its art requests only #if you wanna see some of my drawings please check it out and send requests ^-^

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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just read the NotHuman!MC posts and I love them, and then I remembered the Run Rabbit Run song and this came to my head: what if they somehow get the resources and the balls to see MC's memories to find out more about them. But MC's there with them watching as well. Then they start singing the song as a memory of MC running away from someone or something starts playing. And at the end the current MC turns to them with a stoic face and tears in their eyes

idk, enjoy!

This scene feels familiar.... did you watch steven universe?

FINALE NON HUMAN MC

"So? Where would we even start?" Says Mammon as he continues starring at the door, debating whether or not he shouls go look for you or not.

To be honest most of the individuals in the room werent sure on how to solve this dilemma with you, yes you are this terrifying being but you never really attempted to cause harm on any of them. One could not help but feel bad for your treatment, you didnt deserve it.

Then an idea lighted up on none other than the wizars himself. Solomon brought a hand up to his chin and pondered on how good of an idea this could be, then again if done well then perhaps this tension between everyone could be solved. "I think i might havw an idea, but.. im not sure even MC will like it" he finally says.

The prince looked over at him and, with the others, waited for him to continue. Solomon took a deep breath before continuing. "I believe to know of a spell that can share one's memories with others, however this spell has a terrible reputation and to be honest... i've never peformed it myself, at least not in a long time".

"Why would we even wanna see MC's memories though? That wouldnt help us with the problem at all. If anything it might make them angrier" responds belphegor. He does have a point, why share your memories with the people who've only treated you like crap? Its not like it'll change much will it?

" well MC is what in the human world we'd call a cryptid, they're something we only know so much about. " starts Solomon to explain, "if we see they're memories we can get a better view of what it's like to be them and maybe we can solve this issue better". The others seem to start agreeing with this proposal.

"I mean it does make sense" says Satan, "most of us are demons, we have a bad reputation, for humans they have a very specific idea of what we look like and how we act like when in reality its different".

A bit more of talking happens and everyone seems to agree in the end that this spell might do the trick, problem now is who will find you? You ran away, you left and very angry. If any of the boys were to come up to you and say the wrong words then they will most likely meet thirteen or her pals before planned.

It is then that it is agreed that only certain individuals could confront you: Lucifer, Diavolo and Barbatos. The first born seemed hesitant at being the one to catch you, howwver he couldnt just openly admit such a thing. The prince would go but his loyal butler isnt sure of how he could do so without ending up hurt, thus leading the him stopping said prince.

"Barbatos please we need to find MC, cant you at least tell me where they're at?" Says diavolo. "I can but what if it goes wrong and you get hurt? The horror your father would have if he knew an eldtrich being left his son in terrible conditions... and youre the only heir for the throne as well, which could make things worse" responds in concern the butler demon.

The prince sighs as he recognizes, and understands, the fear his most trusted worker has against you. This doesnt mean that Barbatos doesnt want to help you, its just that he has seen stuff about you he wishes he could unsee. Of course the most expierenced of demons has lived through some shit but that doesnt change the fact that he cant feel uneased by certain things.

The eldest brother walks up to him and insists he uses his future vision one last time to find you. Being 2 agaisnt 1 there is only one thing the demon can really do. "Fine. However im still not fond of the results that can come from this interaction. My lord please be careful once you find MC, i cannot tell you with confidence what might occurre" says the butler before revealing your current location.

You sat melancholically next to some stairs, you werent sure of where to go to be honest so you decided to just stay at RAD instead. You stairs at the horizon contemplating your misery when the prince finds you. The royals and eldest stand now infront of you, claiming to just wanna talk.

"Forget it, i said what i said and no long torture sections or hangings at the chandelier will make me regret anything" you tell them while you turn to avoid eye contact.

"MC we arent here to make you apologize, we wanted to apologize" says Lucifer, taking a step closer to you. You take a step back however and stare at him not believing him in the slightest.

"And im supossed those words to believe the avatar of pride?" You ask. "MC.." starts diavolo, "we all mean it, we want to fix things, you were correct. Im very sorry for not doing better, specially since i was the one who planned this exchange program out" he goes on.

Diavolo continues to apologize for he lack of professionalism with you and even says he wants to start over if necesarry just to fix this rocky relationship between everyone. You turn to look at him and continue to listen. Maybe he does mean it? But this feels familiar... like a trap almost.

You dont even get the chance to realize this however for everything quickly turns black. You only wake up to Mammon and Asmo starring down at your unconcious form. "Finally they're awake" says Mammon with a sigh. He offers his hand at you but you stand up with no help. "Im sorry for placing the spell MC but we want to understand things better" starts saying Solomon as he steps closer to you.

You all find yourselves in the earth's woods? But it isnt modern day woods with the loud noises of the town and the annoying families and friend groups damaging the wilderness, no. This is... different.

You remember this place, its a place that will forever stick with you. A bunch of yelling coming from far away, getting only closer and louder. "What is that? Where even are we??" Says Levi who is as equally confused as the rest of the boys here with you. The floor shakes as the yelling gets louder.

A creature that is not recognizable to most of the demons or angels appears on top of the hill where the screaming comes from. The creature continues to run down the path and enters the woods, a mob of townsfolks follows right behind them. "WHAT WAS THAT THING!?" says Satan in horrors. You stay quite.

The scenary quickly changes to somewhere else, different but similar as the previous one. The town where you all find yourselves now at seems more advanced than the previous one, however one can only say so much when judging the people who went towards the monster.

"Wait what is happening?" Is asked yet again by one of the brothers. "Wasnt Solomon's spell supposed to show us MC's memories??" Asks another one. "It is..." you respond, breaking your silence as the monster of before appears yet again leaving the village.

Your life has been full of running, fear, pain, everytime you think youre finally safe someone discovers the truth and exposes you for who you really are. Cryptids have always had it this way, minding their own business until humanity arrives and ruins it for everyone. It doesnt matter if the species as it is isnt agrresive, because humans will make them agressive. At least they'll accuse your defensive mecanisms as agressive.

You gave up on being yourself thanks to this, and instead have been working for so long to blend in and not die. Why must it be so hard to be you? To be happy? To live a happy life and not feel threathened by those you dont like you... its not fair.

Your existence isnt fair.... and the god who cursed you of living isnt fair.

The spell finally breaks and you wake up in the council room, where the prince, butler and right hand man carried you back to. You dont feel well.

Why? Just why cant people mind their own business? No one needed to know what you were, less did they need to see your life through your eyes. Its not fair, you cant have anything good can you...

"MC? Are you ok?" Asks the prince seeing your lack of composure.

You turn to face Diavolo and the others, your face says more than a million words right now. Its up to you to figure out how you'll respond...

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Thats it, thats cryptid MC, im sorry if its badly done the final part but i cant put what i want to write into words and honestly i lost inspo ay the end

Still hopefully you guys liked this series and maybe in a future, (when i finally meet the newbies) i might make an extra part with them, but until then..

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #this ending sucked but i lost inspo finishing it im so sorry everyone..#obey me cryptid mc #cryptid mc

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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Inspiration for this request backhanded me outta nowhere so here we are! 🤪

I would love to request headcannons of the Brothers reacting to an MC who has bangs that always covers their eyes. They can still see despite that of course and their mouth is seen but when the bros just ask what MC’s face looks like after a while, MC smiles and lifts their bangs to show they have four pairs of eyes that are crystal like and even show they have an inhumanly long tongue that reaches their chest.

It’s so random, but I saw really nice fanart of characters with multiple eyes and I couldn’t resist asking 😅

MC LITERALLY HAS FOUR EYES

(Cant find a good gif for this lmao sorry)

💙LUCIFER

- doesnt really care about the bangs, specially if it doesnt affect your eyesight, sure it might be cute but its no biggie for him

- still who wouldnt be curious of how someone who hides their face would look like? No one is safe from curiousity, just like no one is safe from surprise or shock when their curiousity is fufilled

- he is surprised by your unhumanly features to say the least, however he isnt sure why you look like that and that makes him even more curious than before, he's never seen a human like you ever, he doesnt even know if youre a human at all..

- if your cool with it then tell him about how you have such characteristics and answer his questions, believe me, he has alot of questions

💛MAMMON

- oh to know what your eyes look like

- its Mammon of course he'll want to see your face conpletely, depending on how your guys's relationship goes he might be the first to ask about how your face looks like without the bangs

- once you show them however.... he'll ask you to hide your face again. Maybe idk but it would be a funny thing for him to do. If i were you i'd proceed to show the tongue after rejecting the ask just to freak him put more, it'd make the moment even funnier

- another one with alot of questions, but do be sure that he'll most likely never get used to that long long tongue of yours

- will probably call you four eyes from here on out

🧡LEVIATHAN

- i like to think and even draw levi with his hair covering his eyes/ almost covering his eyes so i doubt he'd be too curious about how your face looks like

- you actually might remind him of a character from a videogame or anime depending on how you dress as well. As for asking he will take his time to do so, mostly due to his nervousness

- you'll most likely show him by your own will or will have to have a very good relationship with him for such actions

- his reaction? Well at first he'd fairly be weirded out, but as time passes he'll love it and compare you even more to fictional characters! He loves it!!

💚SATAN

- read luci's headcanons cause we know what he thinks of the bangs, he wants to know what you hide!!

- but he wont ask about it, at least not inmediately. He'll most likely take as much time as levi to finally ask about your eyes, however it wont be because of shyness but because he doesnt want to make you feel forced to answer

- surprisingly he isnt as weirded out as the rest, or at least it isnt as noticeable. In the inside his brain is combusting, humans shoulsnt look like that... but then why do you have such features???

- will make questions but will also do his research of the internet, books, etc cause he wants to know more about these looks of yours and how they happen

- overall finds you very cool-looking

💖ASMODEUS

- loves you outer appearance! Specially the bangs, he just thinks they look good on you! No it isnt cause he still doesnt connect the 4 eyes dots, he isnt judgy like that, you actually do look cool with the bangs

- still he is weirded out by the unusual characteristics of yours, like everyone else he just doesnt know how thats posible

- that tongue though... yeah this isnt that much if biggie he has seen worse things in the devildom to be honest. He will get used to it quickly :)

❤BEELZEBUB

- likes the hairstyle but doesnt question your eyes much, sure it'd be cool to know how your eyes look like but that isnt his main problem right now

- youre gonna have to show him by your own will if you really want to, then again you wont get that much of a reactions from him.

- not even his questions are like the rest, yeah there's the how? But the other ones are so random, specially the ones about the tongue

💜BELPHEGOR

- like the other twin he might wonder and have questions, but doesnt really mind much about it

- you have to show him yourself again, however their wont be as many questions like the rest of the family, in fact their might not be any questions at all, he lives in the devildom he has seen weirder things, four eyes and a long tongue isnt that bizarre to him

- is pretty much chill with it, as long as it doesnt bother you it wont bother him :))

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc

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im-not-a-simp-i-swear · 2 years

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Could I request a headcannon with the brothers (plus the undatables if you want to) with an MC who can pick them up? Like bridal style, just some fluffy fun!

Strong MC bridal style

💙LUCIFER

Caught off guard by your strenght, its enough to even make him blush! However he wont admit it (the blusb he wont, but will your stong"

He, just like most of these lads, does find it surprising how strong a small human like you has, even more he is surprised youre that stelghty to catch him off guard

It isnt that he doesnt like the cuddles with you, its just... he prefers being the one to carry, but hey! Maybe you'll be lucky enough to someday warm him up to the idea of being lifted up by you

"MC?! Please put me down right now, i-i... im busy"

💛MAMMON

As surprised as the first born, however it is much more visible than said bro

After the first lift do expect him to be finding ways for you to carry him more often. He'll fake a couple of bad headaches, pretend to be very tired after some walking, jump off some stairs-, you know the usual attention seeker stuff

As time passes by and you two become closer you will be asked this needs more directly, but until then have fun dealing with the typical tsundere boy act

"MC help me out i need a hand with something that i cant reach over at the bookshelf" "why not ask beel? Well cause he is busy obviously!" "Just lift me up- NO IT ISNT-"

🧡LEVIATHAN

Loves you being able to carry him, hates the attention it could bring, it is recomended that if you are to lift him up then do so in a place where others wont see you two

He finds your ability to carry him astounding, like the typical anime character that manages to carry anything that is ridiculously heavy

"MC wait!- n-not infront of all these people!" "Yes im ok i wasnt gonna pass out jajaja really im fine i wasnt nervous about you offering to be so close to me"

💚SATAN

Like pile of dust like son this boy is gonna be shoketh by your firmness. He will also blush and wish to be put down, not because he doesnt like it, but because he too prefers the roles to be reversed.

Unlike the old man however he'll grow to like it much faster. Sure he might like being the knight in the story but surely there cant be anything wrong with being the individual in distress right? He can read while you carry him or have you help him with his books!

"Thanks for coming with me MC, i really needed to pick up those books."" You know, As we reach my room perhaps you could... carry me..?👉👈"

💖ASMODEUS

"If youre this strong carrying him then how strong are you in doing other stuff MC😏"

Absolutely loves that you can carry him, first discovered during an almost accident where you ended up catching him, has since been wanting you to hold him in your arms like this then

Asmo will find any type of excuse, just like a certain little greedy boy, to be carried by you, so you better be having to arms ready for him

❤BEELZEBUB

When it first happened he just stared in silence, processing what just happening. You little fragile human.. carrying the biggest brother in HoL??? How???

Can see why others love it now, however he worries still that he might hurt your back if he is held by you for too long, even then if you feel capable of doing so then tell him and make him feel comfier

"Are you sure i can stay like this MC? I dont wish to hurt you, you know im quite big.."

💜BELPHEGOR

Nothing like taking a nap while being carried by your favorite person in the three realms, he adores your strenght not only because of this, but because you can also help him stay standing whenever sleep tries to take over during important moments of the day

Also looks for any way to be carried by you, most likely for cuddles but it could also be for anything else

"Hey MC im feeling quite tired, could you maybe carry me during the remaining of the walk back home?"

🤎DIAVOLO

Congrats! You just saved the future king of the devildom from him tripping and almost hurting himself, your prize as compensation? A prince who's touch starved-ness is becoming more and more obvious by the second

Please carry him, hold him, love him! This boy is not only shocked your strong but he loves it entirely and needs to see it more in action, just adkshslsjdhd just carry him, even if he is heavy and you can only hold on for some seconds he will be more than grateful

"MC! There you are!" "Diavolo wait my arms arent free!-" *crashes*

💚BARBATOS

Didnt saw it coming and doesnt really know how to feel about it either, he likes that you are tough but that doesnt mean youre any less human

Still with these concerns, he apreciates you keeping his back safe and does like you carrying him, its comforting and manages to give him a breather, even for at least 3 seconds

"Aah its good to see you here MC, i was hoping you could give me a hand and help me reach something in the kitchen?" "I would use a spell of the ladder but it seems to be a safer option if you carry me instead"

💙SIMEON

Didnt knew humans coule be this strong, while he doesnt judge said strenght he does find concern in you getting hurt

He might not be as heavy as others, nor does he find a need to be making up excuses to have you carry him, but if there is one thing he has in common as his demon pals is that he too is touch starved

Have fun wondering if he'll admit to wanting to be carried or not, that angelic smile and those heavenly practices wont ever allow him to say what he really wants to say

🖤SOLOMON

Is surprised you can carry him but, as a human, he wishes tocarry you as well, depending on how heavy you can be he might succeed or he'll cheat with magic to succeed

Wont reject you proposing him to carry him but he doesnt wish to hurt your back either, still he enjoys it and he'll let you know

This ended up being more just carrying and not so much bridal style sooo....🙃

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon

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