WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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There are three types of Links
plucky child adventurer ready to take on the day who doesn’t deserve the shit they’re about to go through
awkward early to late teen who just woke up and dorks their way to saving the world accidentally causing extreme property damage
WORKS A 9-5 JOB JUST DOWNED A HALF BOTTLE OF JACK’S AND DOESN’T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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derek: this human shit difficult i should’ve been a tree.
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