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The Hottest Baby Names Of 2019
Shoutout to all you brand new parents out there - it’s naming season!! And to help you pick out the perfect, guttural identifier for your little goblin(s), we’ve put together this list of trending (or at least, soon the BE trending, surely) baby names, so you won’t have to!
(Editor's note: For the purposes of this list, we also make the convenient assumption that there are no bad baby names. Just unhelpful ones.)
1. Bradula
2. Crustle
3. The One We Call Beast
4. Hypothe$y$
5. Bean Boy / Bean Girl / Bean They
6. They're
7. M I L L I O N T O N S
8. Goo-Jee-Woo-Gee
9. 7-Point Earthshatter Combo
10. Ope!
11. "All That"
12. Mmmmmmmsophocles
13. Quotebummerendquote
14. The Void's Caress
15. Scurl
16. Detritus
17. Whomthst
18. Avengers-Endgame
19. *high pitched wail*
20. stench.uk
21. Hams-for-legs
22. FRONCH
23. Johnjohnjohnjohn
24. Fribbit
25. Dontworrysam
26. ASMR
27. Furry-kun
28. piss-o-clock
29. Entertainment Johnson
30. *do a backflip*
31. *shrug*
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