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Schmendrick: I saved her from the bull
Molly Grue: you fucked up a perfectly good unicorn is what you did. look at it. it's got breasts
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“Attention all staff and customers within the gas station. There are 215 horses in the mailroom. They will not stop eating the mail and it is too dangerous to retrieve any of our hooved friends. Thank you.” - my dream
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Literally no one:
Wylan:
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Nina @ Kaz
Kaz+Nina: DM’ing back and forth
Kaz: *doesnt reply for an hour*
Nina: ...Okay, I’ll see you later then.
Kaz: *an hour later* I’m coming over, chill.
Nina: ...*in head* I’m leaving you on read so you understand how mad I am at you.
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@damienremains No, my bro, that is us-
Person A: “I fucked up.”
Person B: “On a scale of, The Bakery Incident, and, That Time We Never Speak Of, how badly did you fuck up?”
Person A: “Roughly the same level as, The Dentist Disaster.”
Person B: “…..Oh shit.”
Person A: “Yeah.”
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this is my flower boy. happy national dog day to my beautiful golden prince
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OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU.. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Happy 18th birthday to my biffle @ilikewafflesmorethanyou!
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Thank you for the tag @jakeinthebox !
Glossy or Matte: Matte
Denim or Leather: Leather
Favorite Flower: White Rose
Pears or Gemstones: Gemstones - I own about a million because I go to too many pagan shops online and like jewerly far too much
Favorite Scent: The forest after it rains, and the smell of Fall (ya’ll know what I mean 🥮)
Barefoot or Heels: Barefoot
Bathbomb or Shower-gell: Showergell (as unpopular an opinion as it is, the smell stays on my person longer!)
Eye Color: Hazel, heavy green and blue.
Favorite Emoji: (Unironically) 🍸
Body Glimmer or Body Shimmer: Glitter
Prada or Miu Miu: Prada
Fireworks or Lightning: Lightning
Hiking or Swimming: Hiking
Night in or Night out: Night in
@nina-zeniks-cleavage @kazualbrekker @inejghxfaa @wylanvanwreck @jesper-fahey-god-among-men @helvarmatthias
tagged by @cloverbell13, thank you!
rules: pick one and tag 10 people
glossy or matte? Matte
denim or leather? Denim
favorite flower? Don’t have one
pearls or gemstones? Gemstones
favourite scent? Idk
barefoot or heels? Barefoot
bath bombs or shower gel? Bath bomb
eye colour? Brown
favorite emoji? 😘
body glitter or body shimmer? Glitter
prada or miu miu? Idk, all I wear is sweaters and jeans from thrift shops and markets lmao, I guess prada?
fireworks or lightning? Lightning, I love storms.
hiking or swimming? Hiking
night in or night out? Night in
Tagging: @ratherinterestingmilkshake @spxced-oxt @mycatshuman @bee-nice-to-bees @kindasortaemo2 @shamelessavengersmcupersona @im-too-gay-for-toxic-negativity @unwriter-sc @amber-no @relatable-books
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By terminatetor
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Rikki Austin (Unsplash)
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✨🌸✨cattos✨🌸✨
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