THE CANDY THAT YOU EAT WILL SOON BECOME THE CANDY THAT YOU EXCRETE
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THE EGG KINGDOM WILL KILL YOU IF YOU LET THE GAY CAT AND PUNCHING BAG INSIDE
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WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT A PARTY DOES THE HARLEQUIN SIT IN THE FRONT OR THE BACK OF THE BUS?
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YOGURT CURDS ARE MADE FOR MILDRED AND SHE ISNT SHARING THOSE SEXY YIFFABLE CURDS
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IF YOGA MATS ARENT DESTRUCTIBLE THEN WHY ARENT YOU HAPPY?
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I WILL SAUTE YOUR LIVER WITH A NICE CANTEEN FULL OF BOBBLEHEADS!
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SCRUB A VINTAGE VESSEL ITS DARK IN HERE IF ONLY WE HAD MORE LIPSTICK!
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CAN’T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU DON’T HAVE THUMBS ANYMORE SUCKS TO BE A PETULANT TULIP BULB!
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THIS WORLD IS NOT MEANT TO KNOW WHAT CANNOT BE KNOWN!
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HAPPY SPOOK MONTH YOU ICONS OF SIN!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A GIZMO????
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THE SPACE THAT IS THE SAFEST IS ACTUALLY YOUR BEDROOM HIDE FROM THE GOBLIN!
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LET’S ALL GO TO THE CARRION FACTORY FOR A TASTY LUMP OF CORPSE MEAT!
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GIVE THE GNOME YOUR HARD EARNED APPLES HE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE!
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