I love that the Loki Series writers tried to give sylvie queen of the Mary Sues the tragicest backstory ever but unfortunately they couldn’t be bothered to watch thor 2011 and thus they failed bc her stupid cliched backstory still isn’t as sad as loki’s backstory. also it fails to evoke pathos bc she doesn’t feel like a real character and is instead an annoying cardboard cutout.

Gonna say something controversial to the Sylvie and New Age “Loki” fans:

You don’t really like Sylvie.

(or “Sylki”) If this character had her own origin show absolutely independent from Loki, you wouldn’t give two shits about her at all. You only like her because she got to kiss Loki/have a fucked up “romance” with Loki. She’s a self-insert character for women who think Loki is hot—so you can play pretend.

And before you come at me with “buuuuut little girls love Sylvie too!!!”

C’mon. Let’s be real here. The only reason a CHILD “likes”/“loooves” Sylvie is because of people who think that little girls have to admire characters that are their same gender (because for some reason despite y’all being all “gender doesn’t matter!!!” You still think a girl can only look up to and admire a character if it’s a woman, and that a girl has to have female role models/inspiration… which is… really backwards). And they told their kid “look! She is cool! She has powers!” as if that means anything.

Sylvie is literally just a marketing tool.

WE know that, but that asshole Waldron doesn't.

Let’s see if I understand this right, Loki show fanatics.

This is character growth:

And this is a narcissist only craving attention:

Someone needs to enlighten all of you as to what narcissism is. Cuz it isn’t Thor/TDW Loki. It actually isn’t even 2021!Loki.

Loki isn’t toxically narcissistic AT ALL AT ANY POINT until the moment the writers and director decided to make him fall in love with and kiss himself in the show. THAT MOMENT was the instance he became a narcissist. Textually and mythologically. Narcissism has two sides: healthy, and unhealthy. To an extent all people have narcissism. Loki, UNTIL RAGNAFUCK, didn’t have a healthy or UNhealthy amount of narcissism. In fact he had such low self esteem that mere vacuous words could leave him dubious in regards to his own self-worth. Loki scrimped and scrounged throughout Thor (2011), Avengers (2012), and Thor: The Dark World (2014) to carve out a sense of self worth for himself that wasn’t determined by his relationship to other powerful people. Loki wanted to have his own meaning, to be regarded on his own level. The show ignored this ENTIRELY, instead claiming Loki a narcissist who enjoys making other people suffer—an antithesis to his declarations in Thor (2011). The reason he objected to Thor’s coronation due the fact he thought the other prince was “arrogant, and reckless—is that what Asgard needs from its king?” hinting Loki DISLIKED THE IDEA of Thor on the throne SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE it would cause the suffering of EVERYONE in Asgard.

Reblog again because truth.

People be like “Pls let Loki and Sylvie be together I beg you” and I don’t FUCKING get it.

People claim to love and care for Loki. Why the hell would you put an abused person in a relationship with an abuser? No, seriously now. Tell me. Why would you push for a toxic and abusive relationship, when this is exactly the LAST thing Loki needs?

More than anything Loki needs trust, support and stability.

Blonde Loki embodies recklessness, oppression and pure egoism. She is neither “badass” nor a strong woman.

Make it make sense. I’ll wait.

#prayforukraine #kyiv

"This is it." 😔💔

Me : Wanna Hear A Joke?

Waldron: Yea, Why Not?

Me : LOKI

Waldron: I Dont Get It

Me : Exactly!

reblog again because truth.

Friendly reminder:

“Loki and Sylvie are not the same person!”

*deep inhale*

I’m SO baffled, annoyed and extremely tired by people who say that.

Are you that slow-witted? Are you suppressing the truth? You saw the series, didn’t you? And you paid attention? Obviously not.

When Loki didn’t knew how to enchant Alioth, Sylvie said to Loki (word for word):

“You do! Because we are the same!”

Because we are the same. You got it? I will repeat it again for you: Because. We. Are. THE. SAME.

When Loki and Sylvie met He Who Remains, he word for word commented:

“This is wild. The two of you, same person, I mean, it’s a little unnatural, but… wow… Wild.”

And once again I repeat it just for you: The. Two. Of. You. SAME. PERSON.

And it is exactly how Mobius and HWR call it:

It is sick. It is twisted. It is unnatural. (And toxic af, but that’s another story…)

So fucking stop telling that Loki and Sylvie are not the same person and start accepting the truth.

THEY ARE!

So you wanna tell me that the main writer from loki season 1 is a pedophile and the main writer from loki season 2 is an incest fetishist?!

How the fuck is it possible that marvel is hiring people like these as their lead?! I'm dead serious rn.

My Loki, my heart, my soul, my love, died in Infinity War. Won't watch season 2 of this bullshit.

For those who keep waiting for season 2 and hoping it'll be better

Eric is writing all 6 episodes. The guy who wanted even more Sylvie and finds their incest hot. Just so you're informed

What @youlackconviction said.

TOM HIDDLESTON

The Avengers (2012) - Behind the Scenes (2011)

My brain: Wait, I still want him! No wait, I want the original Loki... God, this series is so fucked up it just HURTS.

Thor is for the girls and the gays. Loki is for tumblr, but even we don't want him anymore.

I'm not even going to add anything this, it's already perfect.

Loki and Sylvie will be endgame.

a) they gave the main writing job to the most pro s*lki person ever.

b) they made clear that nothing will change, no matter what we say. 

c) eric martin already likes posts like these, it literally has selfcest era in the name. he also likes posts about sylvie and loki kissing and, yes, fucking.

I'm 100% out. This series doesn't exist to me.

adding another one:

Okay but am I the only one who's pissed af that every variant of Strange looks like Cumberbatch and every variant of Wanda looks like Olsen? Don't get me wrong, that's exactly how it should be, but what the fuck is this fuck up with the Loki variants...

reblog if you think dean winchester is bisexual icon

Series?? What series?? Never heard of it.

Thor 1: Loki saves everyone's asses Thor 2: Loki saves everyone's asses Thor 3: Loki saves everyone's asses

And then the Loki series

People be like "Pls let Loki and Sylvie be together I beg you" and I don't FUCKING get it.

People claim to love and care for Loki. Why the hell would you put an abused person in a relationship with an abuser? No, seriously now. Tell me. Why would you push for a toxic and abusive relationship, when this is exactly the LAST thing Loki needs?

More than anything Loki needs trust, support and stability.

Blonde Loki embodies recklessness, oppression and pure egoism. She is neither "badass" nor a strong woman.

Make it make sense. I'll wait.