ideologyofone
You’re Not Half Of A Person.
I’m like if a writer never wrote anything. Master Shitposter. Ideologyofone on ao3. |25 Pittsburgh, PA|
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Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey... stuff.
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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"have you ever..." i sincerely don't remember most of my life at this point
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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Vladislaus thought turning Elise into a vampire would break her and her werewolf boyfriend up
Oh how wrong he was 🤭
#vladdys living on borrowed time until I can remember I need to extract my revenge on him#sims 4#sims#vladislaus straud#lou howell
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This site: What the fuck is with all these animated shows getting terrible live-action remakes? We should start remaking live action media as cartoons to balance the scales.
The monkey's paw: *curls one finger*
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