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Jason: *shoots someone*
Dick: Can you please stop being so mean to Tim?
Jason: Remember when I was twelve, and you told me that if I didn't stop bugging you, then Jon Bon Jovi would kill Bruce?
Dick: Bon Jovi?!
Jason: Yeah.
Dick: And you believed me?
Jason: Not really. Well, not entirely. On account of Bruce being so big. I figured he could take Bon Jovi down if he had to. But I also didn't know about Batman yet, and I didn't have any reason not to believe you.
Dick: Wow, Jay—
Jason: Meanness builds character. You've made me into the man I am today.
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Dick: Can you please stop being so mean to Tim?
Jason: Remember when I was twelve, and you told me that if I didn't stop bugging you, then Jon Bon Jovi would kill Bruce?
Dick: Bon Jovi?!
Jason: Yeah.
Dick: And you believed me?
Jason: Not really. Well, not entirely. On account of Bruce being so big. I figured he could take Bon Jovi down if he had to. But I also didn't know about Batman yet, and I didn't have any reason not to believe you.
Dick: Wow, Jay—
Jason: Meanness builds character. You've made me into the man I am today.
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Hello Kitty and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes are the angel and devil on Jason's shoulders, respectively.
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Tim: It says so right on her collar, if you even care.
Dick: Does Bruce know you're using Etsy again?
Tim: Like he could stop me.
Tim: So you know how Jason has a cat?
Jason, with a little cat hiding in his jacket: No I don't.
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: I think I would like a pet too.
Dick: Oh?
Jason, trying to muffle the sound of purring: I don't have a pet. You're thinking of Damian.
Tim: I put a collar on one of the bats.
Dick: ....Is that safe?
Tim: For me, or for the bat?
Dick: Both, probably?
Jason, with a little cat nose sticking out of his collar: Both.
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Dick: What's his name?
Tim: Her name is Bella.
Jason: Really?
Tim: Really.
Tim: So you know how Jason has a cat?
Jason, with a little cat hiding in his jacket: No I don't.
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: I think I would like a pet too.
Dick: Oh?
Jason, trying to muffle the sound of purring: I don't have a pet. You're thinking of Damian.
Tim: I put a collar on one of the bats.
Dick: ....Is that safe?
Tim: For me, or for the bat?
Dick: Both, probably?
Jason, with a little cat nose sticking out of his collar: Both.
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Tim: I love to think of Jason with a cat. It humanizes him.
Jason: Oh, so I need to be humanized now?
Tim: Yes.
Tim: So you know how Jason has a cat?
Jason, with a little cat hiding in his jacket: No I don't.
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: I think I would like a pet too.
Dick: Oh?
Jason, trying to muffle the sound of purring: I don't have a pet. You're thinking of Damian.
Tim: I put a collar on one of the bats.
Dick: ....Is that safe?
Tim: For me, or for the bat?
Dick: Both, probably?
Jason, with a little cat nose sticking out of his collar: Both.
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Tim: So you know how Jason has a cat?
Jason, with a little cat hiding in his jacket: No I don't.
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: I think I would like a pet too.
Dick: Oh?
Jason, trying to muffle the sound of purring: I don't have a pet. You're thinking of Damian.
Tim: I put a collar on one of the bats.
Dick: ....Is that safe?
Tim: For me, or for the bat?
Dick: Both, probably?
Jason, with a little cat nose sticking out of his collar: Both.
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Most recent one is my favorite but you all can judge
Okay hold on, three people edited that last screenshot for me, so I'm going to post all three and see which one you all like best
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Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—
Jason:
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
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Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—
Jason:
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
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Okay hold on, three people edited that last screenshot for me, so I'm going to post all three and see which one you all like best
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WAIT I did get a couple wrong answers, I just had to wade through the actual canon events, and they might inspire me yet :)
Did you get my fav unhinged Tim moment ask?
I got like six, but none of them were wrong answers (as in "wrong answers only") and therefore they have inspired me not at all :(
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Did you get my fav unhinged Tim moment ask?
I got like six, but none of them were wrong answers (as in "wrong answers only") and therefore they have inspired me not at all :(
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Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—
Jason:
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
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Jason: So then Dick said I can't even wear his tights anyway because they're too big, and Bruce said I can because you can just make them smaller.
Alfred, who does not have time for unnecessary tailoring:
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
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Jason: I think we have a problem. Dick said I can't be Robin.
Bruce:
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
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