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The potential of stories with Tim and Damian being the only kids still living at the Manor is criminally overlooked. When you are siblings, and forced to live together, it’s physically impossible to not start hanging out. I should know, I have just one sibling and we spent a lot of time far away from other kids/friends. Who else you’re going to hang around with?
You know that thing all siblings do where they just randomly burst in to the others room and just stand at the doorway, saying nothing? Yeah that.
Damian: *slams Tim’s door open*
Tim: ????
Damian: *stares*
Tim: ????????
Damian: Drake, I demand you to entertain me.
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Someone share the fic, pls
TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.
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Alfred: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?
Tim: Pi.
Alfred: Pi?
Tim: Low level, but never ending.
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Jon: *pushing a door that says pull*
Damian, recording: Push harder!
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Joker: Just one bad day.
Tim: That's ridiculous
Joker: That's all it tak-
Tim: A whole day???
Joker: What?
Dick: what?
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Joker: The day thing is supposed to be really short, like its- its supposed to surprise you, your supposed to say Just One Day!!?? 'o' surely not!
Jason: Wha, how did you say that?
Tim: Dude, I'd only need like 5 minutes
Dick: FIVE??
Joker: W- I-
Tim: They don't even have to be bad
Joker: I dont-
Tim: Like, 5 really annoying minutes
Dick: Tim-
Tim: I'd kill all of you.
#dc joker#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#chaotic tim drake#unhinged tim drake#this is why he is my favourite robin
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Inspired by this video 💀
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AU Where Damian Lives On Tim's Boat After Bruce Abandons Him In Gotham War
Inspired by DinoMightyMiranda on TikTok.
Tim: So Damian's gonna be staying on the Marina with me for a little while.
Damian: Despite the fact this place looks like a murder shack.
Bernard: *instantly emotionally adopts him*
Tim: It's hard being a single mom. Especially when you're a young adult man, he's actually your brother, and he keeps telling your boyfriend he can do better.
Damian: What do you see in Drake?
Bernard: *pulling up slideshow presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Damian: That was rhetorical-
Bernard: Too late! You're watching if you want me to keep making your favorite meals.
Damian: ... Proceed.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR OF BLUE DRAGON 2024!!
청룡의 해 여러분 새해복 많이 받으세요!! 🧧🧧
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Tim: Bernard are you really ok with me being Robin? I can’t even imagine how you manage to deal with the worry each time I go out
Bernard: Oh is easy! I just disconnect the router from the wall, shove it deep into the closet so I am not tempted to check the news, and then I proceed to make the most complicated and time consuming dish I can think of until you come back
Tim: …
Tim: I am even more concerned now
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Question: do you think it's better for Cass to be verbal or nonverbal?
Secret third option where she has one line a day like Ferb and it's an absolute zinger
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Clark Kent: How many kids do you have?
Bruce Wayne: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Damian: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Dick: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Damian: No! Four to five seconds!
Dick: Too late!!!
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Dick: I don’t know how you do that.
Jason: Do what?
Dick: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.
Jason: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.
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Bruce: I am so happy for my son Tim, finally one of my children is dating a baseline civilian, he will have a piece of normality he can go back home to after our work
Bernard climbing a building about to reveal to Batman that he knows his family’s secret just to save his bf from a pain cult he used to be part of: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career
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an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
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Batfam Head Canon
One of my personal head canon's is that Dick Grayson is a contortionist in addition to the acrobatic stuff. He's used this to freak out and get into trouble every one of his siblings, super villians, and Batman that one time.
Riddler: *Pushes Nightwing off a deck*
Nightwing: *lands with limbs horrifyingly askew*
Red Hood: *leaping over the deck* Well, well, well, look who just killed the Bat's favorite son.
Riddler: That was three feet off the ground! That's not physically possible!
Red Hood: I'm not the one you have to explain it to, man. I'm just gonna hold you 'til Batman gets here.
Riddler: NO! What if I tell you my whole plan?
Red Hood: Tell me the whole plan and hand over the money and I might let you leave.
Riddler: *gives up every piece of information he's ever had and his cash*
Red Hood: *Kicks Nightwing in the ribs* I got the stuff, let's get a burger or something.
Nightwing: *Laughs maniacally*. Let's do Two Face Next.
Batman: *watching from the shadows, not sure if he should be impressed or not*
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