i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

(greeting someone u would die for)  well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH

A Tiger and His Boy

this is what i'm doing with my tumblr mutuals

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

call it what u will, identifying with an animal is one of the most ancient and universal human experiences. the oldest known depiction of a human has a lions head. i am being dead serious when i say there are few things in this world more normal than being a furry

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

Slow down, it's ok. Very few things in life are absolute

Deadlines can be flexible, career paths are flexible, relationships become close and far and close again, it's all going to be ok

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in