"am I falling in love with this person" my brother in christ you're just not used to having friends you genuinely like.
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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*Willow is reading the Cosmic Frontier books to surprise Hunter so they can all talk about it when he’s finished*
Willow: Alright Gus! I’m ready for the next book!
Gus: Awesome! How do you like the series so far?
Willow: I mean human fiction is weird but I really like the characters, especially O’Bailey
Gus: Really? He’s Hunter’s favorite too; he’ll be happy to hear that.
Willow: Oh dang, is this O’Bailey on the cover?*whistles* He really is a cutie. Hell-o.
Hunter: Yeah I guess but he’s a clone
Willow: I don’t care, I’d smooch a clone
Gus: Can I please be there when you tell Hunter that?
Based on this comic by Moring Mark
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Do NOT let his ass listen to Mitski he WILL cry
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I can't be the only one surprised how casually you're just. Here. Mind talking about what it was like to like. Join Tumblr?
It was 13 or 14 years ago. From what I remember you just shouldered aside the mastodons, went into the Tumblr cave and carved your mark on the wall, telling people you were now signed up for tumblr, and then they would haul memes on animal hides past you. Back then it was mostly cats doing amusing things, obviously, but we would watch them by the flickering firelight, and chortle to ourselves hopefully before leaving the cave and trudging back to our lives.
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This is so adorable !!
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Vibe check!
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i'm in the haze, i want the getaway
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alrighty, ty <333
quick question to the aspec community — if i’m on both aro and ace spectrums, but not sure where exactly, can I still use aroace flag for myself?
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which ones best
me personally I’m more of an AAA (no bias guys I swear)
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When people say "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it will turn them gay" they actually mean "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it might help them realize that they're gay".
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