Lando: I got bitten by a dog on my way home
Lewis: oh my god imagine if it was a small child!
Max: I'm pretty sure he could have fought off a small child
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Daniel: what are you most afraid of?
Lando: being alone?
Max: (opening as box that's holding a tarantula) guess again!
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Carlos: you're overthinking this
Lando:. I don't have any other kind of thinking available
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Lando: *staring at Carlos*
Carlos: *staring at Lando*
Lando: tomorrow night then
Carlos: okay
Yuki: how did you guys do that?
Daniel: it's called clown to clown communication
Yuki: can you teach me?
Daniel: trust me Yuki, you don't want to join that circus
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Oscar: Question?
Zak: Go for it,
Lando: What is the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils?
Zak: Uh what?
Oscar: Well we want this bath bomb to be perfect!
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Lando, on the phone: Hey Oscar
Lando: what do you mean you're being murdered?
Lando: that's illegal, people can't do that!
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Max: I'm going to take you out
Lando : Great, its a date
Max: that was a threat!
Lando: I'll see you at 5
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Arthur, taking out a map: Wow this place is just really very empty huh?
Oscar: other side babe
Arthur, turning the map to the other side: Oh
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Lando: i need to dye my hair
Max: ...
Lando: or get a tattoo
Max: ...
Lando: or a piercing
Max: why?
Lando: to, yknow, appease the mental breakdown gods
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Lando: (stabbing the air in-between max and Charles)
Max: What are you doing?
Lando: trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Shit! It isn't working.
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Lando: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Carlos: What's for dinner?
Lando, staring at the pan on fire: Regret
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Max: I slipped a little note into your bag to remind you how much I love you
Lando, opening his bag: Max this is a 10 page essay
Max: :)
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Carlos: we all have our demons
Carlos, grabbing lando: this one's mine
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Fernando: As you know, I keep a list of all my relations in order of how likely they are to betray me-
Max: Wait where am i on the list?
Fernando: Well I can't tell you because then you'll quickly move either up or down depending on your reaction
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Lando: No you misheard! I'm a paranormal instigator. I'm here to CAUSE hauntings
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Zak, mumbling: This cupcake is ... Spicy? It's supposed to be sweet, and it's not even fully baked.
Zak: if I had to rate this I'd give it a three-
Lando: but oscar and I baked them ourselves.
Zak: a three out of three. This is the best cupcake ive ever had.
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