httyd-book-quotes
How To Train Your Dragon Book
(in)correct
28 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
jinheodang-blog
The Genius Hangover
peppertaemint
Peppertaemint
bloodypapercut
it's rotten work, but it’s you
eunyuin
ᆞinvisibleᆞlocketᆞ
Text
Fishlegs: can you check for monsters under the bed?
Eggingarde: the monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.
Fishlegs:...
Eggingarde: goodnight.
123 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hiccup: my father just gave me a get better soon card.
Fishlegs: that’s sweet.
Hiccup: no, I’m not sick, he just thinks i could do better...
#how to train your dragon book#incorrect httyd book quotes#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#fishlegs#httyd books#httyd
108 notes
·
View notes
Text
Kidnapper: we have your daughter.
Bertha: you kidnapped Camicazi?
Kidnapper: yes.
Bertha: lol, good luck with that
#Big Boobied Bertha#Camicazi#incorrect httyd book quotes#how to train your dragon book#httyd#httyd books
163 notes
·
View notes
Text
Camicazi: "i could fix him" good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity.
#camicazi#incorrect httyd book quotes#httyd books#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon book
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
Toothless: you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up, nerd" at the end.
Hiccup: yes, you can.
Toothless: shut up, nerd.
#how to train your dragon book#httyd book#incorrect httyd book quotes#Hiccup#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#Toothless#httyd
101 notes
·
View notes
Text
Camicazi: are you nervous?
Fishlegs: yes.
Camicazi: is this your first time?
Fishlegs: no, i've been nervous lots of times.
45 notes
·
View notes
Text
Stop expecting other people to save you.
YOU are the Hero.
Save yourself.
(If you want another answer, try another woman.)
Your loving mother,
Valhallarama.
#httyd books#valhallarama#how to train your dragon book#httyd#how to train your dragon#correct httyd book quote#how to fight a dragon’s fury#cressida cowell
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
[Toothless smiles]
Hiccup: who got you smiling?
Toothless: me im so funny af
#incorrect httyd book quotes#httyd books#how to train your dragon books#toothless#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#httyd#how to train your dragon
102 notes
·
View notes
Text
Toothless: if i punch myself and it hurts am i too strong or too weak?
Hogfly: too strong
Stormfly: too weak
Wodensfang: too stupid
Hiccup: an idiot
#how to train your dragon book#httyd book#incorrect httyd book quotes#Toothless#Hogfly#Stormfly#Wodensfang#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#httyd meme#httyd#httyd books#how to train your dragon
183 notes
·
View notes
Text
Excellinor the Witch: You’re behaving immaturely.
Camicazi: I AM immature. I’m a kid. I’ve yet to mature.
#how to train your dragon book#incorrect httyd book quotes#httyd book#the witch excellinor#Camicazi#httyd#how to train your dragon
97 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fishlegs: i don’t have time for this
Hiccup: for what?
Fishlegs: *gestures vaguely at everything*
#incorrect httyd book quotes#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#fishlegs#httyd book#how to train your dragon book#httyd
233 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hiccup: i couldn’t do this without you
Camicazi: sure you could. not as stylishly, of course
#incorrect httyd book quotes#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#camicazi#how to train your dragon book#httyd book#httyd
169 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Relax…,” whispered Hiccup from the table. “Breathe deeply… no pressure… you've got all the time in the world…” Hiccup was trying to sound as calm as he could even though half the room was on fire.
#correct httyd book quote#how to cheat a dragon’s curse#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#httyd book#how to train your dragon book#cressida cowell
68 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Ze Great Camicazi will get us out of here," shouted Camicazi, “if you admit that girls are way, way better than boys and always have been...”
“Dream on, sunshine,” grinned Hiccup.
#correct httyd book quote#how to speak dragonese#camicazi#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#how to train your dragon book#httyd book#cressida cowell
77 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in, even against those you love, and that can be harder than you think.”
Hiccup had never dreamed it would be this hard.
#correct httyd book quote#how to steal a dragon’s sword#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#how to train your dragon book#httyd book#httyd#cressida cowell
126 notes
·
View notes
Text
Toothless: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.
Wodensfang: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Stormfly: yo socrates its a fucking cookie.
#incorrect httyd book quotes#toothless#wodensfang#The stormfly#how to train your dragon book#httyd books#httyd
280 notes
·
View notes
Text
Alvin: just ended a three year relationship.
Humongous: are you ok?
Alvin: yeah, it wasn’t my relationship.
#incorrect httyd book quotes#alvin the treacherous#humongously hotshot the hero#how to train your dragon book#httyd books#httyd
136 notes
·
View notes