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Charles: Knock, knock.
Lewis: Who's there?
Charles: Boo!
Lewis: Boo who?
Charles: Why are you crying?
Lewis: I'm not crying.
Charles: Hello notcrying, I'm Charles.
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George: You know, I think I really would've gotten along with young Lewis Hamilton.
Lewis: Yes, that's why I decided to change everything about my life.
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#mercedes#lewis hamilton#sir lewis hamilton#george russell#just a little jokey#love George <3
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Charles, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…
Pierre: Literally none of that is true, Charles.
Charles: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?
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Lando : I am a responsible adult!
Oscar : *raises brow*
Lando : I am an adult
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Lando: Holy shit, Daniel , do you know what this means?!
Daniel: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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Charles, Carlos : I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#f1#ferrari#charles leclerc#carlos sainz jr#Ferrari have a good season please#change the strategists#f1 memes
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Lando: Can I bother you for a second?
George: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Charles: What's going on with you and Pierre?
Yuki: Pierre is playing hard to get.
Yuki: Lucky for him, I am also playing hard-to-get-rid-of.
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Yuki: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her.
Yuki: "Oh no! I'm too comfy!" Like shut up
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Seb: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Mick, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#f1#f1 memes#sebastian vettel#mick schumacher#aston martin#haas f1 team#still in denial#don’t talk to me
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Carlos: What are your three best qualities?
Charles : I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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George: You're violent.
Nyck: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#f1#f1 memes#mercedes#alpha tauri#george russell#nyck de vries#if you see me post this with Yuki too no you didn’t
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Pierre: You're violent.
Yuki: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#f1#f1 memes#yuki tsunoda#yukierre#pierre gasly#I’m going to miss this duo sm next year#if you see me post this with nyck too no you didn’t
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George: Do you take constructive criticism?
Alex: Not without crying
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Pierre: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Yuki: Oh, we've had worse.
#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#f1#pierre gasly#yuki tsunoda#yukierre#alpha tauri#f1 memes#I’m going to miss this duo sm next year
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George: Lewis likes to say ‘You can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1#f1#f1 memes#sir lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton#george russell#mercedes#britcedes
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Charles: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Pierre: And you came to me?
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