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hey y'all
ya girl is back sober*, showered and applying for uni
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So she hulk is only 6’7? And with no muscle? Sad sad day. 😔
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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Murder the queen xx
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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
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i hate the use of "cream" as slang for "punch" or "beat up" "WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY" HE DID WHAT?
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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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Funny text posts as Torchwood characters pt 2
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the hc no one but my 5 torchwood mutuals seem to have is that everybody in torchwood transgender (btw everyone who says jack harkness is cis is just. wrong. for real. have you seen the man)
i get up on stage. i tap the microphone to make sure its working.
"everyone in torchwood is trans" i say. the crowd begins to boo.me off stage. then i hear it. the clapping.
i look into the crowd. its jack harkness himself standing up
"hes right" he says. "everyone in torchwood is trans"
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