when I’m feeling down i read halimede tweets and it’s genuinely better than therapy
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Nobody's missionaries hustle like the Pentecostals, you gotta hand it to them.
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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even the top gets called a faggot
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Obsessed with this
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It is what it is *throws up*
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Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign
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omfg
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its always funny when american politicians die. i mostly despair that they all manage to live so long bc they have access to the secret healthcare system only for the ruling class that actually works
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