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hornpost · 2 months
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Obscure Characters List - Male Edition
Obscure Characters I love for some reason. (By obscure I mean characters that have little to no fanfic written about them. Not necessarily characters nobody’s ever heard of.) Don’t ask me to explain why.
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hornpost · 4 months
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Hot take
Is anyone tired of smut? Like don’t get me wrong, I love a good smut filled oneshot but like. Why is it when I go looking for emotion comfort or angst it’s all just smut instead of genuine connection between characters or reader inserts?
Cause like, yeah we’re horny fucks but I just want emotional comfort with Astarion from BG3 cause he lowkey gives demisexual vibes cause of his trauma. Before his character growth I can see smut with him but like, that’s only act 1, the rest of his character growth has him not wanting sex because it makes him uncomfortable and or causes flashbacks for him.
Or like, Aemond or Daemon from House of Dragon, yeah, GOT is like half sex but there is so much more content that can be used to write fics other than smut.
Anyone else feel the same?
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hornpost · 6 months
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Higuruma as Mr. Darcy, that's the post.
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hornpost · 6 months
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BRAT TAMING
NANAMI
WHERE
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hornpost · 6 months
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You guys have seen those "reverse" AUs where the characters are from the real world and the reader is the character from the anime/game/etc?
Quite a fun concept, although I have seen just few.
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hornpost · 8 months
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I can't stop thinking about Pierro. The way this man just hits all my favorite romantic tropes and relationship dynamics is crazy.
So, concepts/ideas for stories I will probably never write but just wanna share around.
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The royal mage and the lonely princess of Khaenri'ah. A tale of longing, where the man later known as Pierro holds hidden affections for the one that listens his concerns about an upcoming doom.
The handmaiden. The Tsaritsa starts her plan to burn away the old world. An life-changing encounter deep within storm and snow between the Cryo Archon's loyal companion and the principal chess piece of her game. (Or in which MC is the one that finds Pierro after the fall of Khaenri'ah)
Inmortal tragic lovers Post-Cataclysm. The main character, Pierro's beloved, suffers another curse affecting their body and health. Reverse Beauty and The Beast maybe?
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hornpost · 10 months
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I dig the idea of a Hobie x reserved spider-person reader that actually becomes feral in action.
A reader that is mostly in the background, not standing out due their quiet personality, until they feel the thrill of battle.
Their eyes lighting up when they use their webs through the buildings? A smirk in their face while they wipe the floor with their enemies? Has him whipped.
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hornpost · 10 months
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Haganezuka fans, come get your crumbs
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I am testing Kny funny expressions because they're so silly 🤧
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hornpost · 10 months
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Can he be our new Tumblr sexyman?
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hornpost · 11 months
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Aaa I would love to get tagged by writers because I have been searching stories too 🥲
I am thirsty for Ganondorf x reader stories that aren't occ but I can't find them ANYWHERE! I can't believe this after Sexy buff Ganon came out. Impossible!!!!
ANY GANON! ANY!!!
I read them all. 😭
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hornpost · 11 months
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what hyperfixation and good fanfics does to a motherfucker
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hornpost · 1 year
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Higuruma as Mr. Darcy, that's the post.
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hornpost · 1 year
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Potential Candidates for a MALE Elden Ring Romance Questline:
The two canonical romances available are towards women - Marika, and Ranni. In fact, the impetus of becoming Elden Lord means you’re becoming Marika’s consort. Plus, we have Fia, who we don’t get to marry, but she offers this intimate relationship in the form of G-rated hugs. And the player is a little shoehorned into developing heavily-implied-to-be romantic feelings for Melina.
There’s no explicit romance (or romance-adjacent relationships) from any of the male characters. Makes me feel a bit alienated, to be honest. Like FromSoftware is playing towards this very specific demographic.
If Elden Ring had a male ‘romance questline’, who would be your choice?
As of right now, White Mask Varre is probably the closest source of romantic energy we get from a male character. He’s dressed in white complete with a head veil, he fights with a bouquet of roses, you first meet this guy in his pseudo-bride getup when he says you’re missing a maiden, his animation of giving you the Bloody Finger is reminiscent of putting a ring on it, and he gives you a sickly sweet pet name. He’s kinda like an officious parody of marriage, especially considering he’s trying to stray you from the path of becoming Marika’s consort. Like he’s saying, “marry me instead. Join the Blood Dynasty.”
Morgott The Omen King is a popular romantic choice amongst the creative fandom. Maybe even the most popular, going by the tags. Weird? Not really; he may not be conventionally attractive beyond perhaps a passing aristocratic image, but he’s a tragic anti-hero with a buttery voice. He reoccurs and gives the player so much lore and context, he’s the closest we have to an actual nemesis. That’s prime material for a relationship with deep chemistry, folks. Plus, marrying him would potentially serve the same purpose as marrying Ranni - Morgott supplants Marika as God, and you become Elden Lord through marrying him. Or, alternatively, (as more than one artist/writer has conceptualized), YOU’D become God/ess and he Elden Lord.
Marrying Radagon probably wouldn’t be that different from become Marika’s consort. We still don’t know the exact nature of Marika/Radagon’s dual identity, but it goes to show that in-game Radagon is the current Elden Lord 'cause of his marriage, so he’s your rival. We defeat him but not Marika, somehow. Well, what if it was the other way around?
Godwyn The Golden is. You know. A gross undead corpse, and Fia doesn’t so much literally 'lay with’ Godwyn so much as symbolically conceive a Mending rune through her freaky necro magic. And a big part of Elden Ring’s lore is how golden boy Godwyn, 100% approval rate Godwyn, is dead through unjust murder. So somehow bringing Godwyn back to life would undermine a lot of the necessary tragedy of Elden Ring. Still, would it be completely out of line to take Fia’s place as Godwyn’s 'consort’?
Adult Miquella is another choice I see bouncing around. Come our first DLC, we see Miquella free from Mohg’s cocoon and he’s finally a grown man, maybe monstrously merged with some freaky moth-like features par the cocoon and Haligtree imagery. Fans of Berserk have noticed some similarities between Miquella and a certain evil god that specializes in cultivating adoration for his own kingdom. Other fans have said that Miquella was a child not just in body, but in mind as well, hence the huge treehouse where all his friends can live, a branch that makes people like him, and being overly generous towards everyone, from his sister, to his lowest soldiers. An adult Miquella with a suddenly adult brain could spell disaster. An adult Miquella who’s been manipulative all this while could be even worse.
As far as the various male NPCs go, more than a couple are easy on the eyes. Rogier, D, Yura, Diallos, Blaidd, to name the more popular ones. But marriage/romance in FromSoftware games are always driven by the lore, and not by player whim. If we were to choose a male NPC along the lines of FromSoftware’s previous marriage questlines, then Shabriri is the likeliest candidate. Like a consort questline alongside the Frenzied Flame ending. He even plays upon a player’s supposed attachment to our Melina, so he’s got a tentative hand in romantic ties. As dangerous as he is, I kinda like the idea of an immortal husband that can take the form of anybody.
Bonus: a comment on reddit brought to my attention the DILF Bernahl, whose lines can very easily be read as romantic. “The way he says ‘You… what in heavens name are you doing here?“ when you first talk to him in the Volcano Manor. Could almost pass as him being somewhat protective and telling you should think very clearly about what you’re doing there.” You invade two NPC with him as a cute first date. He says this upon completing his contract; "Let us thread the path of the recusant together. Till we reach the miserable death that awaits us.” In the world of Elden Ring, this is the equivalent of standing outside a window blasting NSYNC.
 What’s your vote? Do you have a suggestion of your own? Let me know!
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hornpost · 1 year
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Recs for any Ao3 Levi x Reader fic WITHOUT Smut/implied smut?
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hornpost · 1 year
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I'm not even a Genshin player but Pierro can get it.
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hornpost · 1 year
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“you haven’t read the big three?”
trust me.
I’ve read
the big three.
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hornpost · 1 year
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SISTERS WHO WATCHED SCARLET HEART RYEO
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I feel any form of feminism being removed from my body at the thought of Aemond draping his long, black, leather coat over Reader’s shoulders after finding themselves in a sudden storm, both drenched to the bone.
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