some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

call it what u will, identifying with an animal is one of the most ancient and universal human experiences. the oldest known depiction of a human has a lions head. i am being dead serious when i say there are few things in this world more normal than being a furry

So. I made 80 slowpokes

Hi OP, i know your post wasn't about america, but can we please talk about america? this also applies to America, hey did you know this happens in america too? oh hey this applies to america too, did you know about america? i bet noone has mentioned america yet, as an american i feel the need to mention this happens in america too. this also goes for america. america America America can we talk about america please? we should talk about how this happens in america. nothing can be talked about without mentioning america. we need to talk about america.

Wheat fields are more mystical than fields of other crops. You are 7,000 times more likely to meet an old god or see a portent of doom in a wheat field than in a field of like… soybeans.

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

i am going to cry

The West has deemed the lives in Iraq and Syria as small print

the dillema of baking and cooking is that while i enjoy both with cooking being very free and dynamic and baking being very comfortable and relaxing i just. can't stand bakers. like line chefs are known as the stressed ones but bakers are outright cruel. like you could just take your time teaching people the art of rules and instructions and how these can be reflections of culture but noooooo you gotta act like you are the most important educated refined food artist and all these savage cooks don't know about civility like go eat two pounds of brown sugar whisker boy i hope the weather changes the humidity goes down and your banana bread tastes awful

give the fat people in your art actual bellies that aren't basically flat I am begging you