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i dont agree with all of this article (as in, "down bad" is not zoomer jargon, its aave afaik and also taylor swift does deserve the criticism she gets 99.9% of the time) but .... LOL
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Just remembered something very funny from my local strumpet days:
I had a client and he was one of those guys who wants you to tell him that his dick is small.
But he also was not super clear about that when booking me so when I got there and he was like “I’m so sorry it’s so little 😔🥺 I have the littlest dick in the world.”
Not only was I like “don’t feel bad it’s like 6.5 inches which is actually above average😌” because I thought he was insecure.
But also he was doing something with his tone that probably people who aren’t autistic would recognize as horny self deprecation. But instead of me realizing that he wants his dick to be small, His simpering just hit the most brutal wall of autistic miscommunication possible
So we had an hour of him going:
“Are you sure my dick isn’t so small so very small it doesn’t satisfy you.”
“It’s okay, it’s not small the g spot is only two inches in you’ll be okay”
“But I think it’s too small 😔”
“It’s a normal size, it’s a nice dick please don’t cry.”
“But no one will love me because of my little dick.”
“I’m sure you’ll find a wonderful woman someday who will love you so much it won’t matter. And besides there are different sleeves if she wants more than you have. You shouldn’t feel so bad.”
But what if my dick was just soooooo small that she laughed at me and like stood above me laughing and made me kneel and apologize for having a small dick.
You shouldn’t let people treat you like that. If anyone makes you feel uncomfortable about your body they’re not appropriate to stay with. The first step to loving yourself and finding someone who meets your needs is not allowing people who don’t meet your needs and treat you with respect to be in your life 😤
And so on. Back and forth for the entire appointment until he got so frustrated he just stoped talking and then I was like oooh it’s so big wow it’s actually really good and hits all the spots you’re so thick the rest of the time
To make him feel better
and then he rated me REALLY bad
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This image was created by me btw. i drew it with my own two hands. youre welcome
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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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