Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

Nintendo DSi

The Nintendo DSi is able to connect to an online store similar to the Wii Shop Channel,called the DSi Shop. Users will be able to download DSiWare games and applications to the internal memory or the SD card of the user’s DSi system. The DSi will be released in Japan on November 1

Long wait for Australia to get this product zZzZzZ

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

Fruit will last 3 weeks longer….

Why You Should Keep Fruit In Mason Jars Instead Of The Containers They Come In…….

When you get your fruit home from the grocery store, the first thing you should do is remove it from the plastic containers they’ve come in and recycle them. Next, clean out your sink and fill it with water (you could also use a large bowl). Then, toss in a few tablespoons of distilled vinegar. You’ll then want to submerge your fruit in the water and let it soak for about 10 to 15 minutes. The purpose of this is to get rid of any mold or bacteria on the fruit which is what causes them to go rotten more quickly.

Once the fruit has had a nice soak, remove it from the vinegar water, transfer to a strainer, and rinse with cool water. Leave the fruit out to dry on a tea towel or paper towel. Once dry, transfer the fruit to mason jars and seal up those lids. This is the best way to make your fruit last, particularly berries, which tend to be very prone to mold and bacteria buildup.

And that’s it! Incorporating these few extra steps into preparing and storing fruit can help you eliminate food waste, save money, and keep your fridge stocked with fresh produce for much longer.

i just realized i have been so shaped to only using an nsfw account that i just posted this on a mostly sfw account fucking WHOOPS

doesnt matter no one follows this account anyways but yknow

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woa thanks,,,

Puts my hung girlcock in you

woa thanks,,,

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

toilet paper is soooo boring they should print comics and novels on there, or little motivational quotes. and coupons

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

“My son is fine”

Your daughter likes being pinned down and getting called a good girl by other trans women on the internet

girl are you aware that you can shut up

you wanna suck my huge fat cock so bad