"this character wouldn't-" i had sex with him in my mind palace. come back with a warrant.
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porn bots have stopped following me but now I have an influx of.... kpop fans?
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how are you a lesbian but he him
please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father
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AARON MINYARD
not to mention the twinyards' dynamic on the court. all while barely speaking or interacting with one another otherwise
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The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤
Monster X Human
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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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Dan and Phil if anyone cares
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