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"They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone."
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Shrek Retold will be released on November 29th on the 3GI website.
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Is he???
Is Shrek a Bottom?
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Shrek, reading the paper: Huh. Someone got executed the other day.
Donkey: Y’know, I don’t think I believe in the death penalty.
Pinocchio: Oh, so you’re telling me that if you saw Farquaad, walking down the street, you wouldn’t kill him?
Donkey: That wasn’t what I was telling you. But alright. Let’s talk about this entirely new topic.
Donkey: What would I do if I saw Lord Farquaad just, y’know, walkin’ down the street?
Puss: Well first off, what do you mean? Do you mean like, you see a short guy in the red outfit and the hairstyle?
Donkey: I’d assume that’s someone dressed up as Farquaad. I’m not gonna kill that guy. I’m not gonna kill an actor, just 'cause I don’t know how costumes work.
Puss: Maybe he means you’re walking down the street and you see like, an old man who you think might be Farquaad based off of your memory of what Farquaad looks like.
Donkey: I’m not gonna kill that guy either! I’d murder him and people would just go "Woah! You just killed an old man!" and I’d be like "He looked like Farquaad!" and they’d say "Yeah, a little…"
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Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
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Why would you do this to my eyes?
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The real Bible.
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Concept: Shrek, but voiced by Gordon Ramsay
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don’t even look at me unless you own these
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But after a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and trust who you really are.
#shrek#shrek edit#ogre#ogre archiver#ogre-rated#ogre-watch#its never ogre#star shrek#i honestly don't know#ok ill shut up now
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thank you for your time.
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