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holdnarrytight · 3 months
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The abrahamic god is a male power fantasy and I refuse to worship an omnipotent being who treats 50% of his most important creations as inferior, naturally evil beings who’s only value is their virginity, something that most women don’t have a say in within traditional religious societies.
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holdnarrytight · 3 months
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you know what? normalize ruthlessly mocking men’s interests completely unprovoked the same way they’ve spent years mocking pumpkin spice lattes and pop music and animal crossing and the sims and every other completely harmless thing women often enjoy. I Love Revenge
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holdnarrytight · 3 months
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
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APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
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holdnarrytight · 9 months
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I’m like a crow on the wire
You’re the shiny distraction that makes me fly home
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holdnarrytight · 10 months
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can we please redirect the protest towards youtube who removed community volunteers’ captions? i was a volunteer transcriber and really enjoyed adding subtitles for my favorite youtubers and playing my part in making youtube that much more inclusive. it made me proud to see my favorite youtubers use the captions that i’d written for them. that is, until youtube swept the rug from under our feet in order to make more money by forcing youtubers to pay for their subtitling tools. this is all youtube’s fault. they made the choice to make their website less inclusive
there is like. genuinly no reason why massive youtubers still have autogenerated captions. if its that much of a bother why cant u pay someone to do it with your million subscribers money? is that too much??
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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it’s so sweet of harry to genuinely just go “oh thank you i appreciate that :)”
Ashton Kutcher talking about complimenting Harry on his karaoke skills for an Abba song without knowing who he was. 
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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they were just normal guys but terrible terrible dancers
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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January 7th 2013
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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By the time you become an adult you should have already gotten over all the plastic surgeries you wanted to get as a kid or teen. You're not supposed to actually get the surgeries it's supposed to be a phase and you're supposed to be wiser now. Do something about that instead of shredding off your pussy lips and removing your ribs so you can have more incels calling you a breedable big titty goth gf or whatever in the comments on your TikTok.
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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Today is lung health day. Heads up: I have one lung. If you smoke around me, I'll get pissy. Yes, this includes weed. Yes, this includes vapes.
Please don't smoke near the entrances to buildings, in bus stops, or anywhere else people will get stuck breathing in your smoke. It can be physically damaging and it's really quite scary when you can't breathe, even for a few seconds.
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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Today marks the 26th anniversary of the École Polytechnique massacre, in Montreal, Canada. A cowardly, misogynic act which left 14 promising women dead, simply because they were women:
Twenty-five-year-old Marc Lépine, armed with a Mini-14 rifle and a hunting knife, shot 28 people, killing 14 women, before committing suicide. He began his attack by entering a classroom at the university, where he separated the male and female students. After claiming that he was “fighting feminism” and calling the women “a bunch of feminists,” he shot all nine women in the room, killing six. He then moved through corridors, the cafeteria, and another classroom, specifically targeting women to shoot. Overall, he killed fourteen women and injured ten other women and four men in just under 20 minutes before turning the gun on himself.[1][2] His suicide note claimed political motives and blamed feminists for ruining his life. The note included a list of 19 Quebec women whom Lépine considered to be feminists and apparently wished to kill.[3]
After this despicable act, Canada adopted gun control measures. Since gun control measures were adopted there has not been another mass shooting killing more than 10 people in Canada. Since École Polytechnique there has only been 9 massacres in Canada; 9 in 26 years.
Please remember these women.
Tweets by the YWCA of Toronto
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example
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Stonehenge
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Is right next to a busy road
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The Pyramids of Giza
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Are at the outskirts of Cairo
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Niagara Falls
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Are part of the town of the same name
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And Agrippa’s Pantheon
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Is crammed inside downtown Rome
It just so interesting to notice.
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holdnarrytight · 1 year
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is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom
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