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6.2k.....are you......are you flirting with me?
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definitely is
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James Vowles is about to sell Logan to One Direction just so Williams can finance the spare chassis
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Ollie, humming: I was a girl in the village doing alright, then I became a princess over night.
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Bahraini authorities report, Max Verstappen's delicious tits and non-stop yapping have bewitched all older men within a 20 mile radius
he's looking so fertile and breedable perhaps even lactating his breasts are so big and heavy he's full of curves he's giggling and blushing tucking his hair behind his ear he's my daughter my mother figure and my wife he's bearing my unborn children he's driving faster than everyone else and putting the fear of god in the hearts of men he's so powerful people already gave up on seeing other drivers winning with just one day of testing he's the lost gospel of mary magdalene he's the antichrist he's just a girl!!!!!!!!
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me, trying to pitch watching Saltburn to all my friends every time we hang out:
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my favourite max verstappen lore đ
- he donated to a koala hospital during the widespread aussie bushfires in 2019 because "I saw all the images and I found it very sad to see something like thatâ & "It is of course so difficult to put out fires like that, and then you see those koalas burned alive. I thought perhaps I could help a little."
- max cried in front of the team (11:41*) and helmut marko when he couldnât take part in qualifying for the monaco 2018 grand prix because of his accident in fp3
*they donât explicitly say he was crying but itâs implied, especially with the addition of markoâs comments
- max watched a star is born on the plane to a race and was so angry and upset after watching the ending that he went to bed. he apparently would like a sequel where bradley cooper doesnât die.
- he is scared of big hairy spiders, snakes and⌠zombies
- max drinks coconut water while racing in f1
- max paid to have the pride flag on his character in among us
- max doesnât have any heroes, but he does speak about how meeting football player Johan Cruyff had a huge impact on him. He notes that his winning time in Barcelona 2016 â 1hr 41min 40sec â has 14 twice within it, and 14 was Cruyffâs number. heâs almost spiritual about this not being coincidental.
- max didnât understand what victoria was trying to tell him when she announced she was pregnant! (someone help me source this?)
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Maturing is realizing and admitting that Max Verstappen is one of the hottest drivers on the current grid.
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itâs 2025. your name is lewis hamilton and youâve just landed in Maranello. itâs late. youâre hungry. thereâs red everywhere. you call your new teammate and ask if he knows any good vegan spots in the city. he hangs up, materializes in front of you like the Archangel Gabriel, and throws a plate of carbonara in your face.
via âEPCC | La carbonara a ca**o di cane con Charles Leclercâ on YouTube
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