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Long hair Joseph enthusiast
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Sienna :)
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
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…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who???
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You’re alive. You’re here. You’ve made it through another day and though there are 365 of them every year and you’ve lived through thousands before, you made it through this one. The world is a better place because you are here, living through another today.
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I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
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on the one hand pokemon go is most likely a ploy for google to data mine and get a 24 hour surveliance view of what were doing at all times but on the other hand i caught a pikachu at the grocery store so i think it evens out
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moodboards ☆ buffy summers
“i’m cookie dough. i’m not done baking. i’m not finished becoming whoever the hell it is i’m gonna turn out to be. i make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and… maybe one day, i turn around and realise i’m ready. i’m cookies.”
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movies about straight people’s “forbidden love"…… yawn……… make it gay..
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concept: me, speaking a foreign language, my pronunciation is perfect and my accent is indistinguishable from that of a native speaker. I am able to pepper my speech with slang and idioms and I can express subtle differences in meaning with ease. I have extensive knowledge of grammar and technical terms and produce well structured analyses of literature using correct writing conventions.
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pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much
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“but the government can watch you over the pokemon go app” watch👏🏻 me👏🏻 catch this 👏🏻 jiggly puff
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when someone says “i dont want to” or “i dont feel comfortable” dont you fucking dare tell them that thats not a good excuse if they dont want to fucking do it dont make them do it oh ymg fFUCKING GOD
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